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These are the answers from various dogs when asked "How many dogs does it take to put in a light bulb?"

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! try and make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got a hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: If it isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

Boxer: who needs light? I can lick your face in the dark!

...have a dog biscuit

Hugz,

Poochie Budz

 

30yr.toker

.....Mamabudz ? That`s actually the second time I`ve read that in as many days !! Thank you, I needed that laugh !!

...ps-the first time I read it , was at a " cop " forum !!

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Me: Change it? I can smoke up in the dark.

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Police dog: Change the bulb? It's not drugs, it's not explosives, it's not a criminal, so why should I bother with the lightbulb?

German Shepard(mine, anyway): I don't know anything about anything, let alone lightbulbs, so WHEN ARE WE GOING RUNNING?!

The Loving Family Mutt: Lightbulbs? No idea, but I'll try to change it if that's what you want.

The Feral Dog: Lightbulb, eh? Does it taste anything like rabbit?

The Wolf: If you bring that lightbulb near my pups I will bite you and eat you.

The Huntin' Dog: It's not time to change the bulb yet. Wait for the shot, THEN change the bulb.

Yeah, they're usually better when someone else make em up.

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yeah deadman those were lame rofl.

 

Mamabudz

Hey...

Poochie added the one about Boxers...

Did you know that Boxer spit has the same active ingredient as Formula 409?

THE GAS MAN

Mamma, excelent it was clever and funny.


I once went in a pub and saw a dog playing poker. I said to the barman, 'wow, thats the smartest dog i've ever seen.'
The barman said, ' he ai'nt that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.'




BOOMSHANKA.

Rusty_Cage

Hilarity. Pure Hilarity.

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My dog: Lightbulb? You mean PLAY?!? Yeah let's play, i'll bite you first!

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