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PhreshwaterPhunk

Hey all. In case any of you were wondering where I've been, don't. This is just an online forum. But I figured I'd let you all in on the whereabouts of myself anywho.

Around Christmas time, a teacher of mine was suspicious of something, I couldn't tell at the moment, but I knew it was something about me. Half an hour earlier I was in my friends bedroom ripping bong hits, it was all backlashing. I was sitting in my History classroom tense as a hippo statue. I figured the less I moved and talked the less obvious I would be, since I had the feeling that everyone in the classroom was aware that I was stoned out of my ****ing mind. My history teacher told me to head down to the nurses office. I asked him why and he said he didn't know. Bull ****, I knew what he was thinking. I knew what everyone was thinking godammit, I had ****ing ESP with the whole classroom. Nevertheless, I headed down to the nurses without a fight.

Once in the office de la nursitos, the nurse proceeded to probe me and make me stand on one foot and touch my nose with my eyes closed. Tough boogies. She then asked me the date, what my middle name was, and what my teachers name was. I was high and I passed every single one of her tests except one, the bloodpressure test. High bloodpressure is natural in my family. I've had several heartattacks in the family, and our family has been known to have naturally high bloodpressure. Like she cared. My highbloodpressure could only mean one thing, that I was either on amphetamines or cocaine. Haha, I literally laughed outloud.

The nurse sent me down to the vice principal, to interrogate the living hell out of me. After that she asked for permission to search my backpack. I flashbacked to the time my friend was caught smoking a bowl in the boys locker room, but put the bowl in his pocket fast enough for it to be unseen. The principal asked to search him, but he refused the search and got away with a detention. Keeping this in mind, and fully aware of all my rights, I thought the matter over. I didn't recall any substances in my baggage, and assumed that if she searched my bag and found nothing, it would be equivilant to me slapping her in the face yelling, "told ya so, ya son of a *****!"

With this in mind, I shoved my bag into her lap. Low and behold, she managed to find the cap to one of my stash storage bins that I had been looking for at the bottom of my bag. She claimed that the amount of Marijuana Residue that remained on the side of the lid was enough THC to suspend me. Hah, silly her, she may have won the battle, but she didn't win the war. I had a brand new that very day eigth in my back pocket she didn't find.

Anyways, long story short, my parents decided it would be best if they sent me to a wilderness program. I spent 7 weeks hiking through the snow during the coldest couple of months in 26 years. It hit negative 30 on the average night. Talk about fun.

After I finished that, I went to a prep boarding school by the shore of Maine. I'm there till the summer, and after that I have permission to return home and hopefully stay home. Right at this moment, I'm on spring break. I like what they;ve done to the site since I've left. Wait, no I don't, It makes me all confused and makes my computer run slower when I browse. Tell Marijuana.com that the simpliar it is, the better. It is a stoner site, by the way.

It's good to browse the boards, and I miss blazing and all the fun stuff that was slightly related to blazing. Thanks for an excellent year or however long it's been, Cheaptalk peoples. I'll talk to you all again this summer. Bon Voyage.


Phresh

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RIP JMorrison

What a bummer.

Hope you make the best of your situation. You'll be smoking in no-time.

Good to hear from you and see someone from 'my time'.

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Herb Ninja

I hope that means your doing well Phunk. Doesn't sound like the funnest times.

Good luck with your situation, hope to see ya around more whenever that might be. Peace, HN-

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Barker

Yeah, I remember you....theres been alot of changes recently...

Well good luck and come back and say hi again sometime...

Experience Haze

sorry to hear that man, i cant smoke since i failed a drug test and now in rehab. But that is entierly my own fault, since i thought that school counselors were like a regular psyciatrist (sp?) I OPENLY TOLD THEM!

ME

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ManMulcahey

Welcome Back Phunk, i am guilty of wondering where you were... This bowls for you.

Call me Dr. Phunk.

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PhreshwaterPhunk

Yeah BTW, I just came across this thread I posted a few months ago, and just thought that I would just love to point out how ****ing incredibly awesome things are going for me now. Lets see, I'm ****ing blazing every day, with top quality shiz. I get my lisense in less than a week (this is gonna change my life), I've got a pretty decent job working as a cashier/drink maker at a local coffee shop, and life is just great. I'm at home again with my friends, my parents respect me, and I'm indulging in all the old drugs I used to be so fond of, and none of the really sketchy or ugly drugs that had only created problems. Kudos for me, I say. I'm not one to get cocky, but I ****ing rule cause I came from rags to riches.

TiKiTiKi

Dont know ya. But glad ya back!

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Leithreas

PhreshwaterPhunk,

make sure you stay out of the sea water, or the high concentration of water will make you shrivel up and die a slow and painful death.

I'm glad to hear you made it through the cold nights and can smoke again. I still have until May before I can smoke. it's already been five months of not smoking for me....seven more to go

(by the way. "kudos" to you.)

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Have a nice day!

whatistheworld

what nazi country do you live in? sheesh. that's insane man.