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Every time I walk back into work after a cruise, everyone knows. This one stupid girl keeps making comments like "well at least I'm not stoned" and then laughs. They're not even clever, so I don't pay her any mind. She even smoked with us one time. I've never seen anyone who sucked at hitting a pipe more.

 

kurtastrophe

everyone could always tell when i was high in highschool and it got me paranoid as ****. but then i was a amature smoker. now i k that most ppl wont care and the ones who do not enough to do anything about it and theres usually no way to prove it. so now i walk around everywhyere blazed

krtbear

public... something that can be very fun or very unenjoyable

The best times are when you goto Wal-Mart or what not for your 'so i dont look so stoni' gear. althoguth I dont have to use any of that anymore, my rents knowing, but when I did, I went in there and it took me a while to find the visine, so I asked a guy in toys ?!?! and he ended up taking me to the pharmcy where my sisters best friend was working, shes real cool and I was hopin she was gonna help me out cuz i knew shed smoke another with me otuside, but her manger ended up coming out and I tried to delay time to get her to stop working to ask her if she could smoke, so I ended up asking the lady why I couldnt use contact visinet o releive redness in my eyes rather then the other visines that offered redness relief etc. I asked her the differnce etc and she was starting to get real annoyed and picked up a Visine LR (Long Relief for redeyes) and handed it to me and said "you're going to need some AXE with that too?" I looked at her and then remeber that I HAD JUST smoked so without saying anything turned around walked a few steps and said "sure" and she took me to the isle and i got some axe and left :P! Not a real good story but she knew i was toasted my eyes were -_-

krtbear

The best would probally have to be about 3-4 days ago when my buddy and I stopped in at doughbellys for gas on our bikes. Since my bike only holds 2.something gallons I ended up stopping at 4.20 for laughs, and rolled in there with my backpack got acouple bags of chips and a 2litre of dp. I stolled up to the counter and the first thing she did was look me in the eyes and laugh, ive never been so embarrased b/c right after she looked at me so just giggled and I go '420' .... 'ingas, plus this' and she nodded and said 'you sure your ok to drive' and i ended up nodding and saying 'well I got here didnt i?' I felt like a jackass thoguh b/c I had my killswitch off and my bike wouldnt start so we thoguht it was my battery but after 5 minutes of being stoned retards inpublic we noticed and headed off.. God only knows what that lady was thinking.. She was like 50-60 too