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Hashishi

so before i went out tonight i made a serious thai chillie stir fry. well, halfway through the game i went to my mate's toilet and released the snake.

there is not a smily in existence capable of describing my pain. it's still stinging now. without going into too much detail about urination techniques, i like to ensure a decent aim when using my hosts' toilets so i 'folded' it back. right on the acorn, people. no shit.

the worst thing about chillie is that you can't wash the shit off either. i just know i'll wake up tommorrow and rub the sleep out of my eyes and end up screaming like a little girl. that wouldn't actually be a bad idea if i had an early start, but tommorrows a wake and bake morning. i want to sit about in my boxers, read the papers and rub my eyeballs like the doss-loving dopehead i am.

ah well, the meal was worth it.

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DoubleG

I hope you die for sharing that w/ us. lol JP

Hashishi

lol! i take it my limited graphic content policy was ineffective then?

Skip Ladoo

Next time dont use your hands.

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THC Fiend

OK, let me piece this together.

Alright then your story starts off with some chillie. Then all of a sudden you're watching a game, you go to piss. It hurts.

Actually, I think I just got it. Did you diarrhea on your penis or something man?

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Hashishi

i should have known i'd be posting to a bunch of dopeheads who've never cooked a meal in their lives.



^^ chillies. they hurt.

the game was soccer: arsenal vs villareal. 1-0 respectively.

anything else i can clear up? you've all just completely killed the story so i may as well throw some ed-u-cation into it.

Skip Ladoo

Yeah the same oils in the chillie that makes it spicy can be irritable to your sensitive areas (eyes, nose, mouth, genitals.)

homemadebubbler

^Isnt it football across the pond?

But yeah, I have one worse. After tromping through the woods for awhile, I stopped to take a piss. Well, by the next day I started to notice poison Ivy on my hands and arms. Lets just say it soon showed up on some other places too......

Those two weeks were hell, but I was too embarassed to go to the doctor. Oh well, still makes for a great story!

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4/20

Oh frig, I completely know how you feel. I was cutting up some chili peppers myself to add to some of that chili cheese stuff that can be put on nachos, tacos or whatever. I rubbed my eye and it started to swell up and turn red and I was crying cause of the major hotness of the pepper. I washed my hands to get the crap off of me. I later had to go to the bathroom, so I did, and to my surprise my member started to burn. Little did I know that chili pepper juice stayed on the hands for a loooonnngg time...so I ended up putting my thing in a glass of ice and water to cool it off. Worked for the time it was inside....

P.S. Sorry for the lame ass names for genitalia...dont wanna make it worse than it already is.

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Hashishi

thanks for that sherlock!

yeah, but judging by the intelligence of the previous posts i thought i'd better make it clear. *ahem*thcfiend*ahem*