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imported_stoner4life

On the fourth of July I went to a friends house to party and light off some class B firework. Well I had a few off-topic drinks and smoked about 4 bowls of chronic. After I left his house at around 12:30 I was going to spend the night at another friends house. Remember its a holiday and I was out after curfue. Well we were about 2 blocks from his house when we saw the cops. My friend took off on his bike ( he had some weed and some paraphanelia). I didn't have anything on me so I just stopped when he told me to and cooperated. I played it off real cool, he had no ideal how messed up I was. So all he was put the handcuffs on after he searched me and took me home. That was the first time I had ever been stopped by the police and I tell you I was pretty scared me underaged drinking and had smoked some weed. But the cop was pretty cool I guess I dont even think he put my name in the computer or anything.

Well I'm finished here I just decided to share this story. Peace.

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Brian: Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Dasz ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
Kenny: That's it?
Thurgood Jenkins: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and, what was that thing we used to eat back in the day? What was it... oh yeah, pussy

 

Blunted

Sounds like you were just detained, not arrested.

Cool story though...

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I know cause they can't look me eye-to-eye when they in my face//

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voltion

yeah you didn't get arrested, infact you just got a lift home, police these days won't even give me lifts home when i'm pissed out of my mind and demand them to take me home

bastards!

JiggsCasey

you got off easy.
is this a lesson to ya?

imported_Lebowski4Prez

I was with my friend when he was arrested for "DUI"...he had litterally(sp?) had one sip of beer like 3 hours before and had a bunch of water...but he was a fucking retard and told the cop that...he wasnt actually put in handcuffs but it said "arrested" on his ticket...but yeah, its nice when you deal with a non-asshole cop...

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Life's Pretty Fucked Up Right NowShouldn't I Be

 

Silverbackman

I can't believe we call ourselves the land of the free. A second revolution is overdue. One day I will build an army and take down our current semi-oppressive regime. Then freedom will reign once again!

At least you enjoyed most of your July 4th !

Silverbackman

About my reply to thread where it was closed. It is below;

I wrote this thread to share the experiance. IT WAS CRAZY! I was so depressed that day and then when I smoked this I started listening to regay (reh-geh) and I all of a sudden started to laugh uncontrollably. Then the song "We be burnin'by Sean Paul came up. Then the joy started swell up like was effected with an ultra happy virus. I started to yell for joy. It was such an intense feeling that I started to cry! OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS THE GREATEST FEELING EVER!

Oh fucking hell yea! The euphoria was more intense than sexual intercourse. My heart fluttered. My body was fixed on the couch while my head started floating into the mind of God! Then Conker, the Red Squirrel God participated on the War of Gods and War of Animals at the same time! WWWWWWWWWTTTTTTTFFFFFF??????????? I was like at the junior God level!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So yea, I watched Hero and I figured out the meaning of my existance! I don't know whether it applies to everyone but this meaning totally applies to me.

So yea Hero IS FUCKING AMAZING! Jet Li looked like a holy elf! And the whole principle of "All Under Heaven" Damn those elves are so fucking BRILLIANT!

http://www.geekroar.com/film/archive....jet.sword.jpg

Look at this hardcore elf! Fuck yea!

My goal is to do what the elven kingdoms of China did long ago. I am to unite the anti-statists and drive our statist enemies from the land! With my big army NO STATIST WILL STAND A CHANCE! Then I will unite the world under one central government while giving all individuals individual sorveighty. Law will be then based on this principle: You can do whatever you want with your body and property as long as you don't infringe on the same rights as others. This elegant theory I shall enforce on all, because at the same time there is no enforcment (You can enforce liberty, it just comes natural)!

And the Earth will then be united under one small state! We well then live through an age of peace and freedom for ONE THOUSAND YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ash Nash Dan Rictadoon! Hail Liberty! Haily Victory! And Death To Oppressors! De Lorum Es Nubia!

Yes it is life-changing! And any person who will ride with me, I will bring the second revolution that will rock the foundation of this nation and return the freedom our founding father expected for all!

imported_Lebowski4Prez

Umm...your thread got closed for a reason...don't hijack another thread to keep that one alive...if a mod closed it, it is to be closed...

And your fucking crazy...

DamnImMESSEDUp

Hijacking Thread=

Silverbackman

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