SirSchmokeAlot

I'm a very neat and organised person, even when it comes to smoking and I have to say that i absolutely HATE two things about smoking...smoking out a friend who just started smoking and smoking with a retard

a. I hate smoking with new friends because they never get anything right, they always hold my bong wrong, or lean back so far that the smoke doesnt even go through the water, or i burn my thumb lighting it for them or they simply make the most annoying faces when they smoke and try to be so cool ( i have this one friend (not really a friend) who has like a 10 year olds jokes and he always makes these annoying ass faces when he smokes, or he laugh like a fucking hyena)

b. i hate my friends who take forever to pass the bong/pipe or watever because theyre too busy sitting their staring at their smoke, or when they cough WHILE theyre still breathing in and all the weed goes out...OR when i made my lung this friday (that shit is goooooood) and my friend was pulling down the bag (the thing is pretty damn white) and then he's like...dude theres no smoke, and he PUSHES the bag back in...blows out the FAT bowl i put in and ALL the smoke comes out like a fucking steam engine....and get this...HE DOES IT AGAIN 5 minutes later

so...anything you want to rant about? Tell us your stories of what bothers you the most about just smoking in general....