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king_ofbonghits

you know your a pothead when the arabian guy at the store automatically rings up a blunt when you enter the store.

 

Billy Shears

I'm assuming that happened to you today...If so, that's awesome.

drOnly

haha yeah.. all the gas station clerks know me and know why im coming in... hes always got my cigar waiting on me, and hes always like whats this for with a smile on his face..im pretty sure he smokes to.

dreamsurge

You know you're a stoner when you leave your pipe and weed in the store, and then 20 minutes later you come back, and almost get arrested for "shoplifting" as you sneak it into your pocket and leave.

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In short, EVERYONE SMOKES THIS GREEN PIECE OF HEAVEN!!!

Darque Pervert

You know you're a pothead when your pipe falls out of your coat pocket while you're doing some public radio station contest thingie, and the DJ in charge brings it back to you.

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Life is always a spiral. It's the choices of the individual as to whether that spiral is aimed up or down.

 

sugratefulldime

you know ur a pothead when u look for your glasses and relize that you had them on the whole time

Edit: I think this might be an epic thread

tekkenlaw

When you hear the word "Blueberry", you think of the marijuana strain.

You've had more lighters stolen from you than every super america store combined.

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"Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself." -- Jimmy Carter

RoldGold27

I thought there was already a thread like this one but..

You know you are a pothead when the night shift workers at stop and shop know you by name and have a fastbreak already on the conveyor belt when you bring up your food.

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Went to see the captain, strangest I could find,
Laid my proposition down, laid it on the line.
I wont slave for beggars pay, likewise gold and jewels,
But I would slave to learn the way to sink your ship of foolsGrateful dead

Againstallsides

You know you're a pothead when your friends ask if you're high everytime you see them.

TiKiTiKi

you know you're a pothead when your friends don't ask if you're high because they very well know you are all the time

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If I won the lotto, i'd buy pounds of bud
give it to my homies to show I got love