john_the_toker

i was chilling at my buddy's place yesterday and we were gonna buy a 20 sack. So i give him the money and he goes to call the dealer (it was an old canadian 20 which everybody was fascinated by cuz they hadn't seen one in years). so the dealer didnt answer and my friend still had the bill. so we left to see if we could find a dealer at the mall. we smoked a doob on the way over and then one of the other guys asked me if i still had the 20. i said 'no i gave it to him' but then he said he didnt have it. long story short we go back and look around his house for 45 mins and everybody empties their pockets. still no 20. we're all sitting on the porch wondering what the fuck happen when i glance over at the bushed and see a little green piece of paper under them. at first i thought 'no way in hell' but then i looked closer and saw the can from canada and grabbed it. sure enough it was the bill. so we were all left wondering how the fuck the bill ended up under the bushes. it all ended well cuz we had a nice 2 gram blunt of some real good shit before the end of the night