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gerbilcake · 08-02-2007, 01:25 AM

Pissy bong = Waterfall bong

Picture this:
First time smoker + Pissy bong (using riverwater with small insects) + Bubbly bong thats been outdoors for weeks and is now home to a family of beetles + regular stoner-sized bowlfulls.

After the pissy bong the newb sat in some long grass for around half an hour (hard to tell, i was a bit out of it aswell) rocking backwards and forwards muttering until me and a friend (both regular smokers) convince him that his parents are looking for him and he should go hide in the trees.

Moved down to a more secluded area where the bubbly bong had been hidden, had another pissy bong myself then started passing round the bubbly bong for about 20 minutes and became briefly convinced that my ass was on fire. By this point the newb was completely wrecked and convinced that he was on a rollercoaster.

Moved onto a somewhat more open cricket pitch and told the newb, amongst other things, that chewing a used cigarette filter will bring you down.......which he did.

At this point the newb remembers that he is meant to be going to a karate lesson (where his dad is an instructor) yet remains surprisingly calm and goes home, looking absolutely wrecked.

Still haven't spoken to him but you would have to be devoid of any senses to not realise that he was stoned.

Not a bad session all in all

**timiscute** · 08-02-2007, 01:31 AM

thats kind of mean making the kid eat a used cigarette butt...

~Tim

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NachtSorcier · 08-02-2007, 01:37 AM

Way to turn off a newbie to smoking.

Darque Pervert · 08-02-2007, 01:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gerbilcake

Not a bad session all in all

Yeah, for you.....

Bad juju, man. What's the point of fucking with someone's head like that?

TMG · 08-02-2007, 02:00 AM

If you came here expecting us to all think this story is super cool, you thought wrong.

So you fucked with a "newb". So what? That just means you have the ability to be obnoxious, which is a quality most of us posess, but none of use and/or are proud of.

vern · 08-02-2007, 02:03 AM

Whats your problem man? Smoking marijuana should always be a calming relaxing experince, a time for people to laugh, bond and discuss stoned thoughts. Not an excuse to fuck with someone.

What were expecting? An applause?

_Converge · 08-02-2007, 02:03 AM

Two words:

Karma, bitch.
[MOD NODE: Only the first word was really necessary. Flaming other members is unacceptable.]

**fight4theright** · 08-02-2007, 02:46 AM

Bugs and beetles? No thanks.

Congrats on ruining the kids day.

ITG · 08-02-2007, 04:10 AM

What the hell, dude? Why would you do that to a friend?

Not cool dude, not cool. What if that was you your first time?

KG1990 · 08-02-2007, 04:18 AM

you got hit wit teh ownage stick.

seriously though guy,what were you thinking?

08-02-2007, 01:25 AM	#1
gerbilcake New Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1 Grams: 796.10 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Smoking with newbs Pissy bong = Waterfall bong Picture this: First time smoker + Pissy bong (using riverwater with small insects) + Bubbly bong thats been outdoors for weeks and is now home to a family of beetles + regular stoner-sized bowlfulls. After the pissy bong the newb sat in some long grass for around half an hour (hard to tell, i was a bit out of it aswell) rocking backwards and forwards muttering until me and a friend (both regular smokers) convince him that his parents are looking for him and he should go hide in the trees. Moved down to a more secluded area where the bubbly bong had been hidden, had another pissy bong myself then started passing round the bubbly bong for about 20 minutes and became briefly convinced that my ass was on fire. By this point the newb was completely wrecked and convinced that he was on a rollercoaster. Moved onto a somewhat more open cricket pitch and told the newb, amongst other things, that chewing a used cigarette filter will bring you down.......which he did. At this point the newb remembers that he is meant to be going to a karate lesson (where his dad is an instructor) yet remains surprisingly calm and goes home, looking absolutely wrecked. Still haven't spoken to him but you would have to be devoid of any senses to not realise that he was stoned. Not a bad session all in all

08-02-2007, 01:31 AM	#2
timiscute Funky Monk Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,000 Grams: 1,321.47 Groans: 5 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 197 Thanked 209 Times in 121 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	thats kind of mean making the kid eat a used cigarette butt... ~Tim ` __________________ "Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery. None but ourselves can free our minds." "Hey bud, Let's party!" ~Jeff Spicoli yeah boyyyyyyyyyyyyy

08-02-2007, 01:37 AM	#3
NachtSorcier Jr. Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 390 Grams: 1,630.65 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Way to turn off a newbie to smoking. __________________ People put their hand on the Bible and swear to uphold the Constitution; they don't put their hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible.

08-02-2007, 02:03 AM	#6
vern Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2,504 Grams: 14,582.18 Groans: 5 Groaned at 9 Times in 7 Posts Thanks: 542 Thanked 668 Times in 372 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Whats your problem man? Smoking marijuana should always be a calming relaxing experince, a time for people to laugh, bond and discuss stoned thoughts. Not an excuse to fuck with someone. What were expecting? An applause? __________________ Please read the posting guidelines Looking for something? Try a Search NORML State by state MJ laws MJ.com Grams explained

08-02-2007, 02:03 AM	#7
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08-02-2007, 02:00 AM	#5
TMG Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 821 Grams: 2,536.20 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 0 Thanked 12 Times in 9 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	If you came here expecting us to all think this story is super cool, you thought wrong. So you fucked with a "newb". So what? That just means you have the ability to be obnoxious, which is a quality most of us posess, but none of use and/or are proud of.

08-02-2007, 02:46 AM	#8
fight4theright Marijuana Enthusiast Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 964 Grams: 3,961.29 Groans: 3 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 11 Thanked 59 Times in 38 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Bugs and beetles? No thanks. Congrats on ruining the kids day. __________________

08-02-2007, 04:10 AM	#9
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08-02-2007, 04:18 AM	#10
KG1990 New Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 96 Grams: 2,045.41 Groans: 4 Groaned at 8 Times in 2 Posts Thanks: 2 Thanked 10 Times in 9 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	you got hit wit teh ownage stick. seriously though guy,what were you thinking? __________________

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