macphearsome

this dude came over to our place and didn't leave.

he smoked us up early on in the night, so I didn't want to tell him to leave, but he was just acting like a retard and he ended up watching tv in the living room until 2:30 in the morning, and my bed is on the floor in the living room.

I swear to god, I'm not even joking, all he said for two hours was "boobs and vaginas" and "my dick is big"

It's like, thanks for the pot man but please shut up and go home.


anybody else hate it when somebody smokes you up and then acts like a complete ass? you just don't know how much you're allowed to hate them.

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