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negaDuck

I'd want my family and friends to just remember how i was. A small gathering of my closest and dearest...those that want to show up...and maybe some reminiscing whilst they chow down on some of tha dishes I enjoyed making tha most: Steak and potatoes, Chicken Enchiladas, Fried Chicken etc...

Then I'd like for them to pass around a few blunts in my honor. There are smokers and non smokers that are gonna be there (if anyone shows ) and tha important part, to me at least, is that for once...just this one time in this one place...stoners and non stoners can sit in tha same room and be accepted. I'd like to think that those I've touched would see how that would matter to my memory...acceptance of one another in remembrance of me. Make any sense?

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iamskfan

just toss me in the woods and let nature take it's course....once I am dead, I have reached my ultimate goal in life...and that is death.

Party for me, don't cry...b/c I won't be sad

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simplystoned

I don't know what I would want at my funeral. They are more for the living and the surviors than the dead. I try to live my life buy this for my tombstone though. " The dates of birth and death are not important it is what the dash represents that is."

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sobriety is for the weak. roll a pinner for yourself, roll a fatty for your friends.

A man should not have a habit he can not aford to share.

The dates of birth and death do not matter. It is what the dash represents that does.

ITG

I want to come back as a zombie during the service, and feast myself on the brains of those too foolish to run in terror for their little lives...

All kidding aside, I don't know what I would like for my funeral. It seems to me to be something not really worth worrying about from my point of view- I'll be dead. Let the people who'll be going to it decide what it will be like.

... also, I really do think it would be cool for me to come back as a zombie, but since that's not happening, oh well.

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It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate; I am the captain of my soul.

JPtheMT

I hope when I die, I'm wealthy enough to pay for my own funeral leaving nothing for my kid(s) to pay for. And if I'm that wealthy, I'd like for everyone to have a doobie to burn to themselves during the sermon and a 40oz of their choice. Not to pour on me that'd be a waste, but to get buzzed themselves! I don't want any crying only laughing as people remember the good times.

 

SpiralArchitect

To add to my already several posts on this;

After the feast, metal concert, etc. I'd want everyone to make one of those cool little air balloons. Put a candle in each one and let them float towards the sky. It would not only be really symbiotic (my soul transversing mortal earth into the spiritual realm) but just ultra kickass for anyone to watch. A way of stitching up the wound losing me caused, a finalization, then play Modest Mouses "Float On" because I love that song in particular, although not my favorite MM tune.

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Khode

I want to be torn to shreds in a meat grinder, then left to dry in the middle of the Mojave desert surrounded by armed guards shooting any mother fucking bird that tries to pick at my bloody remains. Once my shredded up body is dry, i want all of my stoney friends to gather up all of the resin they have, mixed with at least $500 worth of the finest bud and sprinkle my body, the resin, and the bud on top of a pre-manufactured 30ft long blunt. Then I want the pope to roll up the blunt and lie it on top of the holy altar built in my name previous to my death. Then a horsemen covered in blood dressed in all black will come up with a flaming torch and light the massive half human half weed blunt and have everyone who has ever spoken to me to take a puff of my dried remains. The weed will be inside of the blunt for purposes we all know. Then I want the then president of the united states to give the pope a blowjob and have him bust his nuts all over the roach of the finished blunt.

Moe Szyslak

I just attended my favorite Uncle's funeral yesterday , so I was thinking about this very subject.

His was at the church where every funeral for my family has been held at for the last 30 years. There are only two things that stand out that I hate. I don't want Pastor to make everyone sing hymns, and I don't want him to try to save people during the last prayer. Say a few words, remember my life, then bury or burn me, which ever is cheaper. Be sure my family & friends gather someplace after the service so they can smoke, drink, and talk about old times. That is definitely a family tradition for us! There was 20 (or so) of us in my Cuz's garage yesterday passing blunt after blunt. Making good memories out of bad times.

On a side note, if your family is anything like ours, funerals tend to serve as the family reunion. Don't let that happen. You need to get together with relatives during the good times too.