Abbazabba1212

So my dealer, who for the sake of this story we'll call Amy, Gives me an eighth of good sativa chronic for about 30$ (and that's pure sativa folks). When you get to her house, she weighs it out for you, and then says, "hey, howabout another gram or 2 for being such a loyal customer", and packs your bag even fatter. Right when you're about to walk out the door she says: "Hey, man, aren't you even gonna smoke with me?" So you get 2 bowls for free, so all in all thats 4.5-5.5 grams for 30$, plus 2 bowls. About 70$ dollars worth of good pot for no money whatsoever.

drOnly

how exactly do you know its pure sativa? sounds like you got hooked up.

SpiralArchitect

Hell yeah, that is quite the deal. Gratz. Some dank budz?

Hey btw, How is that paint job on your van going man? I remember a while back you head a thread about ideas, should give us an update.

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Abbazabba1212

It's pretty sweet, bro. About 3/4 of the way there. We've also got a big-ass couch bolted down in the back, and a hookah in the back with 3 stems, and some blacklights, some blacklight posters and a new killer sound system.

Also, I know it's pure sativa because A.) I've known Amy since Junior high, and I'd trust her with my life and B.) I can tell by how clear and mind heavy the stone is.

Jake

Dude, that's awesome! I also have a van, an old 95 Caravan....when I first got it I had similar plans to do shit like that do it....Vans are the shit though! I'll probably never buy another one, but it gives me comfort to know that what I drive has been driven across the country millions of times by mllions of people. I only have about 120K miles on it, and I know if I give it regular maintence, I could easily still have this thing working for years....

Plus you gotta love being the bigger vehicile in almost all accidents.

Sounds like a bomb deal, by the way. I love dealers who want to smoke with you. I've only done it when I was a senior, and we'd skip class. After buying weed from this kid, we'd still have about half an hour until the next class, so he'd pack a bowl or two to pass the time. I always felt weird because i wasn't throwing down and he looked at me one day man like "Duuuude....I'm a drug dealer...man....don't worry about it." Cracked me up. I love dealers who love their job

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SpiralArchitect

What?! Why do you like squishing people with your big Caravan or something? I can't think of any reason why I would 'love' being in an accident....

Technically, your Caravan is just as likely to collapse into scrap metal from the way it is designed (designed to crush to reduce impact), so your 'big' car is really nothing more than a giant tin can. Plus your bigger, so your just a bigger target in reality.

Yayo420

Mmmmm thats not the way physics works.... a Big van is 100% going to be safer in an accident then the little Geo Tracker that gets driven over by a honda civic

Jake

But don't forget if you hit an exit/turn too fast, it is MUCH easier to flip a van than a car....and vans get a lot of those cross winds on bridges....

Other than that, I think they're super safe.

SpiralArchitect

They are probably just as safe as any other car, infact recently Dodge Caravan has received mediocre safety test reviews I believe. I remember reading that vans, especially Caravans are constructed so as they collapse upon impact it to absorb the impact, rather than send the passengers flying through the window/throw everyones brains around in their skull - it's a trade off, your car turns into 'scrap' metal, but probably saves the passengers.

A big van isn't 100% more safer than any other car, I don't know where you found that out, but it's not true. All I am saying is that being the bigger car in an accident, doesn't mean you'll get away scotch free or something... Look for yourself @ this video and see how easy it is to crush/flip a van - 95 Caravans dont even have passenger airbags I believe;

BigGun1

The way I've heard it, I don't remember the source, is that basically all cars nowadays are made to crumple on inpact so the car takes the beating and not you. I think the only vehicles still made with strong frames are trucks because they're made to haul and tow heavy objects. I drive a Ford F-150 4x4, I know it's also at high risk for rollovers but I'll take that cause I can drive through just about anything.

BTW: Sounds like an awesome hookup.