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onceuponatime

Ok, This might sound dumb but I'm 21 years old, still live with my parents and I had never smoked weed until yesterday. I didn't think to much of pot/drugs so I didn't have much of an interest in trying them......but yesterday was different.

It started out as a typical, boring day for me. I woke up and got ready and went to work. After I worked for 8 long hours at my shitty job through hell, I went home and basically just began watching TV. The phone rang at around 5-6pm and it was my best friend Duncan calling. I've known Duncan ever since grade 1, we are really close pals. Anyway he said he got a call from his work ( zellers ) and they wanted him to work the grave-yard shift for the regular guy who called in sick.....Duncan told them that he would work this shift even though he didn't have a ride to get in. He wanted me to drive his lazy ass in for 10pm. His hours were 10pm-6am. Which if you ask me is totally wack!!!!!!!! but I said what the hell " yeah I'll drive you". I was slack'n around a bit at my house and I took a nice nap until I had to leave to go get him. Once I arrived at his house he got in and we headed to Zellers. We pulled in the parking lot at about 9:45 and he wanted me to chill with him while he worked. He kept telling me to drive around for a bit and come back at around midnight, then that way it wouldnt be as busy and we could just do dumb things in the store. I dont know why but I agreed....So I went home for a few hours and watched a movie then I drove back to Duncan's work. I walked into zellers and I couldnt find him. THE STORE was dead, there was only like 2 customers in the whole store. So I called him and he said he was having a cigarette on his break out the back. I didn't know where the fuck to go so I left the store and I walked around the whole outside of the store until i found him sitting on a curb near this closed off place where they take out the garbage and shit. I sat down and we started talking about nothing for a bit and then he told me this crazy story about how he bought a half ounce of this strong dope from this guy he new from school. At first I thought he was joking until he pulled it out of his jacket. I WAS LIKE WTF!!!!!! Because he wasnt a stoner either and he had this bag of dope and i could really smell it even though he had it in a zip lock bag. I asked him why he would buy something like that and he said " i want to get high tonight, do you???" I said NO!!!!!! He kept askin and askin tho and he was pissing me off until finally i said fine i'll smoke a little, BUT THATS ALL. I wasnt really paying attention but it took him about 5 minutes to finish his cigarette and then he pulled out this orange pipe, which he said he bought for $25 from the same dealer he got the dope from and he filled it up with he weed. He said the deal was that he would both smoke 2 bowls of this each. He was working on hs bowls and when he was finished he packed up my first bowl and i began smoking it. It tasted kind of good and after each "hit" or whatever I started to feel more calm and shit. I kept smokin and then when I was finished my first he filled up my second. It took me a while to finish off the second one but when i finally smoked 2 bowls i was dizzy, my vision was fucked and i didnt know what the fuck was going on. I was kind of scared that someone would catch us but I was so fucked up that i couldnt of cared less. After this we went into the store and sat down for a bit. It was so weird though. I think I am a really shy person around other people but when I was high holy fuck was I talking so much. After sitting we got up and just walked for ever around the store laughin for no reason until we came across these two hot chicks. Now usually I wouldnt make a scene around them but for some odd reason I started making animal noises SO LOUD!! They started walking towards us and it looked as if they were laughing, i couldnt really tell though. They just stared at us for the longest time until i started flopping on my stomach on the ground trying to do these crazy dance moves. The girls were laughing so hard, and I started to get so horny. They were so hot, omg the blond one had the nicest ass and her tits were so sexy. I kept dancing and I couldnt stop. It was so annoying tho because I couldnt control it. Then Duncan asked the girls if she wanted to smoke a few joints with us out the back. They laughed and said "sure". They followed us out the back, and Duncan began rolling some joints. I do not know where he learned to roll and shit but it looked as if he knew what he was doing. Me and duncan ended up smoking 2 more joints each, and ashley & rebecca split 5 joints among them. I lost some of my memory lol but we all stayed there all night until duncan was finished his shift and now me and ashely ( the blond ) are going out now and life is good.

 

$moKeDanK

haha that was pretty funny man. sounds to me like your friend had been smoking before this tho eh?

Tenderlungs

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dizzywizzy

dam, I would of banged both those chicks

Freedom_User

Welcome to the High Life. I laughed super hard at this quote

"girls were laughing so hard, and I started to get so horny."

Girls laughing hard and horny in the same sentence equals WIN

 

krad

haha grats man, that sounds like me when i was very first getting high. I wish it was still like that now a days XD

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Jobes

Good deal man!
but please dont call marijuana dope, i hate it when people call it that.Im pretty sure it is properly used when talking about heroin.But i dont want to sound like a smartass, its just what my parents call it when they yell at me.

Alive-And-Dreaming

Enjoy yourself.

drOnly

dope seems to be a really common term used by old school stoners, but i dont like the word since around here dope is another name for meth..

congrats on getting high for the first time.. sounds like you had a good experience and you hooked up with a chick.

cj117

I didn't start smoking until I turned 20.. haha
and even then I only smoked once or twice that whole year. Your story is by far more entertaining than mine!

May there be many more high flying days ahead