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paki_eyez

Ok I dont see enough of these stories on the net, and i like a good stoner story as much as the next person so im going to tell a few of my own and wanna hear some of yours!

1. ok me and about five friends were at my friend lee lees house. Her and her mom had just moved in and we needed a place to party so basicly we got high as hell and we're in this completly empty house with no supervision. SO being that theres no food no tv and no stereo we had to do SOMETHING to entertain ourselves. Lee lee finds this drawer filled with flashlights and we decide to play flash light tag in the dark. Mind you this is at about 2 am.
So tripping out we start to play fflash light tag in a house with no blinds. 10 minutes later my friend roy calls my cell phone and says "i was about to come overr but why the fuck is the house surronded by cops? at that point i almost piss myself and tell everyone, then theres a knock on the door. And anthony shouts 'BITCH ITS THE COPS'
considering its lee's house she has to anser the door. So the cop goes on and says we got a call about burglars. The house is empty and full of high teenagers, plus the for sale sign on the front lawn didnt look good. So she starts telling him how we were playing flashlight tagged baked as all hell. He says well lock the door and open it with your key. lee had alot of keys and she was panicking. So he starts calling for back up when none of the keys are working. so finnaly she finds the stupid key and screams "WAIT I FOUND IT!" We're looking at her in horror as shes holding this key an inch away from this cops face smiling like a crack head, funny as hell though. so she unlocks the door and the cops leave. Man I was scared

2. I was at my grandmas house in the winter time and me and all my cousind were sitting on the porch when some of theyre friends came over, one had a blunt so me and 4 other people start smoking. And we say "hey lets throw snowballs at cars.."
Mind you this is in detroit where the wrong look can get you shot but hey, we were high. So the four guys are standing on outerdrive off of seven mile and start throwing, they got a few in but no one stopped they actually miss alot of cars. Well this one boy threw this snowball that he packed so hard, it seriously was like the size of a basketball. And we're hiding in a bush and all the sudden we hear this CLUNK.
So me and my cousins run into someones back yard and then like 5 other kids jump the fence and are in the back with us. The car screeches, does a u turn and comes down the street. We hear two guys screaming "YA"LL THINK THIS IS A JOKE!"and starts to scream a bunch of obscenitys and we were like paralyzed with fear. After five minutes I went home with my brother who had bought the new snoop cd and we got mcdonalds. Long drive home + ciggarettes + mcdonalds + snoop, good combonation.

3. On my friend Samanthas birthday her mom bought her an ounce, so me and her and 2 other people decide to walk into this empty feiled and have a smoke a thon. I have never been so high in my life. The moon was full and the feild was circled by really tall evergreen trees. So we proceed to smoke 3 joints and a bowl and im just gone. I start freaking out because the way the moon was shining made the grass look blue nd i felt like i was in the ocean. So we walk out of the woods onto the main road for u guessed it, munchies. We see a cop suv creeping up by us. I was on probation at the time and literally wanted to cry but they didnt stop us. I go in the gas station and buy an ice tea. The arabic guy starts to have a conversation with me in hindi, and hes like are u high and i stood there for like a minute staring and went "Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanji" wich means yes. He starts the laugh and gives me my iced tea. we go back to her house and pass out.

4. Me lee lee and Chelsea clam bake in her car in the daytime then head to mcdonalds. Chelseas driving her ex boyfriend car who had a warrant for dealing coke. So we pull out of mcdonalds and see this cop car. We all looked at eachother in terror. This cop does a u turn, almost gets in an accident by cutting like 6 people off and we book it towards the groccery store across the street. We're in there panicing and We decide ok we have to buy something. Lee buys batteries... who knows why.
We get outside and get in the car, coast is clear. We start to eat. I bite into my mcchicken and hear from the window "DROP THE CHEESEBURGER"
I throw it into the front seat and we're surronded by k9, cruisers, and suv's
So the cop screams get out of the car with ur hands up!
By now im crying and say "Officer my seat belts on." he unbuckles me, pats us down and questions chelsea. Well since her boyfriend wasnt even with us we got off free but damn it was scary!

So I'll probably add some more but i wanna hear from some of you, hope you enjoyed!

 

stems

You got some good ones there!!!
okay i don't have many story's at least that i can remember that well lol so here go's once i sat on a good quantity while being stopped not suggested but lol it worked then .

once i went to a phish show in coventry, Vermont this show was the last gig so me and my friend T made the trek. we arrive 20miles from the venue at 7 am Friday we sat in traffic for 24+ hours till Saturday morning we moved maybe 8to 10miles lol by this time we are all high and drunk so we make a decision, a decision that was based on our state well before i get ahead of myself on the local radio they had set up for the show was filling are ears with DON'T DRIVE IN THE LEFT LANE!!! so we being all buzzed my friend asked me should we try the left lane? and i was like sure lets do it we got to get to the show, so we start out and we fly down a nice part of the highway, driving by people looking real pissed at us lol well eventually we noticed the cop was behind us he pulled us over and started yelling at us like really harsh he was saying " how stupid are yous, i shouldsend you to Canada and make you comeback and re wait the traffic jam" so my friend was like scared frozen and i was like no sir we apologize we did not mean to lol so he put us on the side of the road made us wait 20mins then he left us go, well folks thats all i got lol for now

Freedom_User

Hey bud. First of all welcome.

Someone started a thread like this in another thread. In search feature type it in, and you will find a thread that is stickied I think.

Tenderlungs

Hey man, welcome to the forum. Pretty funny stories you've got there. Maybe I'll type some out later, but I am a lazy asshole, so don't count on it.

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Alive-And-Dreaming

I had a nice glass pipe that I put in my bag (unused) when I flew to my grammas house in DC, and they stopped me, they questioned me, I said it was for my Grandfather, whom I'm meeting in DC. They tried to get me to confess to marijuana and all that jazz, but I was like Its just for tobacco. My grandmother (Who is very naiive) said that I do have a grandfather in DC who we're meeting. Then, the next day, a very heavy package without a return adress shows up in the mail. I open the sack, and not to my suprise, it's a lockbox filled with a quarter Oz. I go up to the roof, and my grandma catches me. I say (and I remind you she is VERY naiive) "This is just herbal tobacco from india, gramma. She says it smells terrible, and to only smoke on the roof. Her neighbors asked if they could smoke with me and 10 minutes and a bridge made of plywood later, I was smoking good homegrown weed with some people I'd never met before. Good times.