In response to the I got caught. Amusing. Thread

[shortlk]

So I posted in there that I drive high and have never been caught or anything and even posted a picture of my camaro.


Anyways, I went a little out of control Saturday... Heres the story:

At about midnight I went out and smoked 4 bowls, then came inside and got on here and started posting and stuff, then got a call that there was a party like 5 miles away, so I get some detailed ass directions and head out. I get to the party no problem and have an AMAZING time right. I was dancing with a good friend of mine, her name is Kayla, but there was a guy named Brett at the party who liked her (even though he had a girlfriend and was being a douchebag) but he saw us dancing and got all pissed off and called me outside. I had talked to him earlier and was cool with him so I'm like whats going on dude? he starts talking shit on me and gets up in my face, I told him it wasnt a good idea to start shit and that he was to drunk to do anything anyways, he got back up in my face calling me a faggot and head butted me. I leaned back and threw the hardest right I've ever thrown on someone, directly to the right side of his jaw. I knocked him out cold and with the adrenaline pumping I started to get on top of him to hit him some more but a friend pulled me off and was like, lets fucking go to Dennys dude. So I get in my car and we pull out and after we get off the highway I am about to turn left and kayla is behind me in her car, and a cop is behind her (I didnt know this). I turned the corner pretty slow, but wanted to go fast cus of the mood I was in and floored it when I got to the corner and got the car sideways in two lanes up to 70 mph. I look in my rearview after I am going straight again and I thought to myself.... why is kayla speeding up to me so fast. Then realized it was a fucking cop. I turned to the kid who was with me and he was like.... dude should I eat the weed (lmao, he was 2 seconds away from popping the bag of weed into his mouth and swallowing it), I told him to wait, the cop came up to the side of me and put his spot light in my window right on me, I waved to him like... "oh fuck, I'm screwed" and just had a dissapointed look on my face. He shakes his finger at me to say like "no no no" and then guns it probably up to 100-120 mph. My friend and I completely flipped shit, I had just gotten away from doing 70 in a 35 (I'm pretty sure thats attempted manslaughter), driving under the influence of weed and alcohol, and having an eight of weed and a bong in the car, along with a drunk ass passenger. I didnt even have my insurance card in the car because I took everything out to get a bunch of engine work done on it. Talk about being the luckiest motherfucker ever. I still can't believe it, and I even got to go to dennys and have awesome hashbrowns while 2 cops stared at our table making a huge scene. (They didnt do anything because they were to busy pulling three drunk girls out of the bathroom lmao). I got home and laid in bed and listened to a long list of calming songs for about 2 hours before finally passing out around 7 a.m. Fuckin insane night.

I think I'm going to take it easy for a while though, that was just to close in too many ways.

[SpiralArchitect]

Crazy story. You are hella lucky, take this as a lesson well learned.

[shortlk]

Originally Posted by SpiralArchitect

Crazy story. You are hella lucky, take this as a lesson well learned.

[Freedom_User]

Alternate ending...

Then realized it was a fucking cop. I turned to the kid who was with me and he was like.... dude should I eat the weed (lmao, he was 2 seconds away from popping the bag of weed into his mouth and swallowing it), I told him to wait, the cop came up to the side of me and put his spot light in my window right on me, I waved to him like... "oh fuck, I'm screwed" and just had a dissapointed look on my face. He shakes his finger at me to say like "no no no" and then guns it probably up to 100-120 mph. We are all like "HOORAY! Suddenly down the road, the cop slams on his breaks and is going 60mph in reverse and pulls up behind us with its lights on. He yells 'PULL OVER!!' I say, 'I can't pull over anymore!'... As my friend eats his weed. At the end, he is totally baked as hes licking the window and says, "The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!" "CANDY BARS!!!!!!"

[steakii]

Same story happened to me a few years back except i was the passenger. My friend was going 80 in a 45 while he was high with weed in the car at night and a cop pulled next to him, shinned his light in his car, shook his head and speed off. The cop probably had something much more important to attend to like a robbery or something of the sorts.

Moral to the story dont drive while intoxicated.

[TheFamous1]

yea man you got lucky. I agree though, the cop probably had something more important to do or was getting off his shift.

[troublemaker_42]

Heres an idea...if this was "in response to" another thread....why not post it IN that thread as a reply? "Responses" don't call for their own thread in most cases

[steakii]

My guess is that he didnt want to hi-jack the other guy's thread. Its kind of a story of its own.

[Alive-And-Dreaming]

haaaa. you gotta be moar cafrul, man. whu this trwranrek is trong shit.

[Freedom_User]

^ That dude is baked!