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04-14-2008, 07:01 PM
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|  sex and pot I met this great girl the other night and we smoked some great weed and watched t.v. for a while. She leaned over to me and kissed me on the ear. With her tongue. W.O.W. I was so buzzed and when she did that I thought I was going to die smiling. Her hair smelled like flowers and her smile was like a beam of light. I told her to sit back and let me give her a belly tickle. She had a cute belly ring and her tummy tasted like taffy. What a wounderful night...   read this like the voice of Forrest Gump. |
 
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04-14-2008, 07:07 PM
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| That's sweet you got some chef, but what does this have to do with philosophy? Her tummy tasted like taffy? WTF  |
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04-14-2008, 07:16 PM
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Do it now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Do it again now You and me baby aint nothin but mammals So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel Gettin horny now Oh and congrats on the tummy tickle. | |
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04-14-2008, 08:00 PM
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| Haha I laughed so hard when I read that. Way to go chef!
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05-11-2008, 03:12 AM
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| thats awesome dude, thats wat life is all about pussy, money, weed. lol |
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05-11-2008, 03:36 AM
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| What? This was never moved? Well, it is now 
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05-11-2008, 01:42 PM
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There is far more to life than money, weed and pussy. You'll figure that out as you mature. If not, then what a sad , shallow life you shall live.
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05-12-2008, 03:53 AM
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why the fuck do we always have to have these pissing contests...  To quote a friend of mine (who may have been some OT psychedelics at the time he said this): "Hatred should be banned from this place"
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05-12-2008, 04:02 AM
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| This is not a pissing contest. This is a life lesson from Darq Perv himself. If you disagree with his statement then I would read his first sentance again....well maybe the whole thing. |
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05-12-2008, 11:26 AM
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You're obviously misunderstanding age & experience with hatred. If you live your live solely for physical pleasure, you choose to neglect spiritual, mental and emotional growth. That leads to a very shallow, empty life, whether you like it or not. Whether you believe it or not. Disagreement does not equal hate. | ||
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