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StonedImmaculate21 · 05-14-2008, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Freedom_User

I am stoned, but this is one I came up with a couple of months back.

If we think about it. We are hamburgers. We come in different sizes. With different accessories. Some prefer being a double meat double cheese. Some prefer a veggie patty. We are like hamburgers man. Hamburgers were made to mimic human like features. And the people who consume hamburgers man. Consume themselves.

Dude, were you sitting in the Wendy's parking lot at the time?

Seriously though, I totally know what you mean. That's one of the best (and tastiest) analogies I've seen in a while.

circasurvivefan · 05-14-2008, 01:31 AM

The best breakthrough that my friend and I had when high was when he sumarized the human race as "the only species perpetually disatisfied with every aspect of their life". In other words, every single other animal seems to just life. It breathes, eats, sleepes and reproduces. It's worries stem from it's basic needs, not from the trivial stuff that we all waste our time with. The only thing is we have evolved from cavemen that could just kill shit and eat it to beings that have to buy and cook in order to not get sick and to pay for that we have to work. However, we still all worry about too much. Work to pay for food and a house and relax the rest of the time. If only it was that easy

Bud&bluntman · 05-14-2008, 10:45 PM

The government wants us to live like animals. We have to live in these shelters called houses we're our lives take place, they want Us to live like lions in a cage. They make us like unhuman animals.

Alive-And-Dreaming · 05-14-2008, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by shibshib

-Put 3 table spoons of jelly (i prefer Knott's Boysenberry) in a glass bowl and microwave it on half-power for 50 seconds

I put weed in my glass bowl, not jelly.

chad sperm · 05-18-2008, 05:54 AM

just live like a hippy, think positive and live your life.never regret anything. TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP OUT.

chad sperm · 05-18-2008, 05:55 AM

just live like a hippy, think positive and live your life.never regret anything. TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP OUT.

Alive-And-Dreaming · 05-18-2008, 09:59 AM

My super breakthrough: Creepy places are everywhere at 9 pm.

**O High O** · 05-18-2008, 07:24 PM

So I hear Denver is one of the most lax cities in the U.S. as far as Marijuana goes.. Then I thought of the Denver Nuggets and .. how much of a coincidence that is.

Merry-juana · 05-18-2008, 08:29 PM

I have breakthroughs every time I am high, but I always forget them.

Ksandman · 05-19-2008, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Merry-juana

I have breakthroughs every time I am high, but I always forget them.

Ah, me as well... =/

Like... once I realized that everything, every atom in this world, is something else in this world... it's hard to explain, but I got it in my mind totally.... but I wasn't stoned.... but I do like playin mario

I always wanted to put my thoughts down while stoned...

05-14-2008, 01:31 AM	#12
circasurvivefan Jr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 149 Grams: 3,904.05 Groans: 5 Groaned at 4 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 35 Thanked 35 Times in 25 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	The best breakthrough that my friend and I had when high was when he sumarized the human race as "the only species perpetually disatisfied with every aspect of their life". In other words, every single other animal seems to just life. It breathes, eats, sleepes and reproduces. It's worries stem from it's basic needs, not from the trivial stuff that we all waste our time with. The only thing is we have evolved from cavemen that could just kill shit and eat it to beings that have to buy and cook in order to not get sick and to pay for that we have to work. However, we still all worry about too much. Work to pay for food and a house and relax the rest of the time. If only it was that easy __________________ "when man learns to fly as high as a kite he will become the electricity of the world" - Benjamin Franklin

05-18-2008, 07:24 PM	#18
O High O Dehumanized Again Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 484 Grams: 7.85 Groans: 23 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 206 Thanked 135 Times in 97 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	So I hear Denver is one of the most lax cities in the U.S. as far as Marijuana goes.. Then I thought of the Denver Nuggets and .. how much of a coincidence that is. __________________ Time to Turn the Page on Marijuana reform

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05-14-2008, 10:45 PM	#13
Bud&bluntman Banned Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 833 Grams: 8,133.17 Groans: 12 Groaned at 23 Times in 13 Posts Thanks: 88 Thanked 135 Times in 86 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	The government wants us to live like animals. We have to live in these shelters called houses we're our lives take place, they want Us to live like lions in a cage. They make us like unhuman animals.

05-18-2008, 05:54 AM	#15
chad sperm New Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8 Grams: 271.55 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	just live like a hippy, think positive and live your life.never regret anything. TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP OUT.

05-18-2008, 05:55 AM	#16
chad sperm New Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 8 Grams: 271.55 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	just live like a hippy, think positive and live your life.never regret anything. TURN ON, TUNE IN, DROP OUT.

05-18-2008, 09:59 AM	#17
Alive-And-Dreaming Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 377 Grams: 3,677.90 Groans: 14 Groaned at 10 Times in 6 Posts Thanks: 28 Thanked 67 Times in 47 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	My super breakthrough: Creepy places are everywhere at 9 pm.

05-18-2008, 08:29 PM	#19
Merry-juana Banned Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 484 Grams: 2,684.84 Groans: 7 Groaned at 10 Times in 6 Posts Thanks: 131 Thanked 73 Times in 54 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I have breakthroughs every time I am high, but I always forget them.

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