DoritosMan

"daddy can i have to do a project for school can you help me?"
"sure son, whats the question?"
"what's politics?"
"well...it involves
1. the people
2. the gov't
3. the economic power
4. the working class
5. the future of the country"
"i dont understand, can you explain?"
"well...i'll use our house as the example: Its me that brings the money so that makes me the economic power. Your mom takes care of the money, spends it, she's the gov't. Because we take care of your needs you are the people. And you little brother is the future of the country, his nanny, Ms.Fine is the working class. Do you understand now?"
"sorta...i'll think about it"

Later that night woken by the cry of his little brother he went to see what was wrong. His little brother had crapped himself and he was all full of sh!t. He went to the his parents room and his mom was in a very deep sleep. Then he walked to the nanny's room and saw, thru the keyhole, his dad having sex with the nanny. Because they couldnt hear his banging on the door he went back to the bed and slept.
That morning, during breakfest, he said to the dad:
"I know how politics work now daddy"
"Excellent!! Then tell me son with your own words how does politics work."
"Well dad i think its like this: While the economic power f*cks the working class, the gov't is sound asleep. The people are totaly ignored and the future of the country stays in sh!t "




DM

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another tasteless and odorless latin american

I pity the fool that dont use the search engine!

PsYcHoLoGiCaL

Lol, good one.

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"Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." -- Thomas A. Edison

Pie-Eyed

Very fun, yet so true!

Hydrocronics

Gotta love it because its funny, gotta hate it because it's so true.


Good one.

LoCalPoRnStaR

right on man your exactly right