intangible child

Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus. Recently, at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this subject. One by one, they offered their evidence........

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was bilingual. 3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.

But then there were equally good arguments that....
JESUS WAS BLACK:
1. He called everybody "brother". 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were equally good arguments that....
JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was over 30. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God.

But then there were equally good arguments that....
JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil.

But then there were equally good arguments that....
JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot. 3. He started a new religion.

But then there were equally good arguments that....
JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures.

But perhaps the most compelling evidence....
. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food. 2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. 3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.....

SpiralSpindle

Haha. This is great.

But be ready for flaming....

intangible child

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Canta

That was brilliant, thats a lot of stereotype jokes in a short space of time.

joshpackr

If we still had the groan button I would hit it, intangible child and give you your first groan.

I'm not very amused...

You got your username right, you are most certainly very childish. I'm hoping you will grow out of it. Doing things that are offensive isn't a way to make yourself liked.

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Pheromone

i still cant figure out why you posted this radomly....but it was pretty amazing. for sure blew my mind

SpiralSpindle

Are you Irish, Mexican, Jewish, a woman, from California or black? (is that all that were mentioned?)

because I don't think the actual point of this thread was to express their views. More a joke playing on stereotypes of modern society. It's not like he said things extreamly offensive like Nazi refrences or kkk or things like that.

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Sykes

this was a nice laugh. btw jesus lived thousands of years ago there is no possible way to know what he was really like without time travel or pics.

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