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Old 11-06-2009, 02:02 PM   #1
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Top Ten Signs You're a Fundamentalist Christian


10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women, children, and trees!

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:17 PM   #2
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The top one sign you're a undereducated kid who thinks that because he can use big words he is inherently more intelligent than anyone religious.

1. You post a list like this one

I don't understand why atheists think their any better than people that believe in a god. Especially when they press their ideas onto other people like this
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Old 11-06-2009, 02:47 PM   #3
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love how the christains jumped you but answered not one point

new sign

11. you got brain damage
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"love how the christains jumped you but answered not one point"

One person answered. No "s" involved. Considering however that the list in question is hardly one designed for peaceful harmony with those that disagree with it I can hardly considering responding in kind "jumping" on the OP.


"11. you got brain damage"

Yes.....way to address the points rather than making it personal. That'll show em.

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As for the OP....it doesn't really seem worth getting my panties in a bunch over since it could be argued that it is a way of demonstrating the problems with some "fundamentalists" beliefs. I would however object if anyone tries to offer it up as some sort of demonstration of Christian beliefs in general (which vary extremely from one person to another).
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The top one sign you're a undereducated kid who thinks that because he can use big words he is inherently more intelligent than anyone religious.

1. You post a list like this one

I don't understand why atheists think their any better than people that believe in a god. Especially when they press their ideas onto other people like this
Everyone is better than fundamentalist anythings, especially a religious fundamentalist.
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glad to know i'm not a fundamentalist christian.

still a christian though.
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The top one sign you're a undereducated kid who thinks that because he can use big words he is inherently more intelligent than anyone religious.

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I don't understand why atheists think their any better than people that believe in a god. Especially when they press their ideas onto other people like this
has not christanity pressed its agenda on all it has contacted?

keep in mind all the tribal people destroyed in africa and south america because they weren't christian and on going missionary work still done today!!!

but we are the ones forcing our believe's...........isn't that the pot calling the kettel black ?

most athiest and agnostics limit their comments to the web
you freaking people try and spead all over the world.........history has proof of this
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has not christanity pressed its agenda on all it has contacted?

keep in mind all the tribal people destroyed in africa and south america because they weren't christian and on going missionary work still done today!!!

but we are the ones forcing our believe's...........isn't that the pot calling the kettel black ?

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The top one sign you're a undereducated kid who thinks that because he can use big words he is inherently more intelligent than anyone religious.

1. You post a list like this one

I don't understand why atheists think their any better than people that believe in a god. Especially when they press their ideas onto other people like this
Im not taking sides here, but if you look carefully its what the catholic belief bases are, just put in other words...
Nobody is saying that its right or wrong just putting down the facts.

I think religion is good because it brings people more together and encourages comunities which is good lets not say its all bad, the bad in religion is that it takes away our ability to question things...
For example in europe the countries that stayed catholic where also the ones that took longer to industrialize, all the great minds where protestants.
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