Endo

im glad you guys enjoyed. i think that complete randomness is what makes life interesting, i bet that was best part of those dudes day, anyway, ill keep searching.........

imported_LordIcer

Good call on getting rid of those dudes. A good friend of mine is mormon, and her home is just filled with mormon propaganda. It's ****ing bull**** how they spoon-feed their entire family that ****. Give the kids a chance to see the world the way it really is! It's so bad we were watching the movie Friday and she goes "are there really places like that?" -- if you've seen the movie, its not even that bad, its like the neighboorhood that surrounds my college, haha. Anyways, the point is if YOU wanted to join their cult :-)...then you would research it and join it.

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techno_trancer

Ive got some funny stories about Jehova Witnesses, at my family reunion (which is on a farm) they drove all the way from Kamloops 2 hours to my uncles farm well my family is chillin playing horse shoes and stuff and have the f*cking gall to drive all the way down and park right beside are cars and stuff, get out and start preaching all us. we ofcourse just agree and say we'll consider there offer and graciosuly accept the "Awake" booklets they give us. but once there gone we use the booklets for fire material and cant stop joking about them.

another instance is when one of my friends who likes death metal and all that said when jehovas came to his door he just told them "Sorry, Satan is all ready my Master" and slammed the door on them. LMAO

DoritosMan

I laughed my arse off hehehehe. I remeber when some Jeovah witnesses (sp?) came to my house. Since i didnt really want to hear their cr*p i told them i was leaving for a night of sex, drugs and rock n roll. Some dude started playing a guitar and the song was something like "jesus is your friend " or somethin like that...There is a mormon church close to my house i think, are the mormon those guys that wear a little name tag, white shirt and a tie? i see them like everyday most of them are german or americans, you can tell by their faces...

i have a friend that on a dare went to the city's cathedral on a holy friday wearing all black with a shirt that saz "Mary was a slut" and a porn pic hehehe weird friends i have....

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WhiteBoy

mah neighbors are jehovas witnesses.....i kinda knwo their kid whos like the same age as me and i told him to never come to my house lmao


well anyway if you actually sit there and listen to their preaching youll realize its all bull****....

the other nite me and 4 frends where completely baked and wandering around near the beach when some black guy comes up to me trying to give me the impression he is a drug dealer...and he has this chick with him and he says "hello, my name is jobob and this is my wife billysue" so im like "okay" then he says "what do you think im gonna try and give you rite now?" and rite off i can tell hes trying to get me to say drugs so he can preach about how the world is going downhill because kids on the street think black guys tryin to give them **** is drugs...well anyway i say "well because you got your wife with ya....your gonna give me some bull**** flyer rite?" then he laughs and says here ya go" and gives me some ****en 'church of the ****ing mormons' or some **** flyer, and i had really been needing to blow my nose for like 5 minutes now and i needed a tissue, so i thot this was as good as anything and blew my nose with his flyer and he got all pissed and started saying i needed jesus in my life then i left....

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Super Woman

Compulsivley religious people scare me. This this one kid at my school, real obsessed, he starts talking to me and a friend about depressed kids at the school and my freind makes a comment jokingly about how drugs will make them feel better and he says "no it won't, their just lost souls." He keeps talking about stuff and says "you no, jesus cusses too." I said "you heard him?" and he says "yes. I have have. At that piont I was just totally freaked out. I don't understand people like that, I just don't get it.

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DoritosMan

In 98 i went to a concert and i was really curious about weed, so i asked a really good friend of mine if we should look for some, he said yeah, so we looked around and of course we did find people toking but both uf were to scared to ask the dudes to sell us a jay. The next day i tell my other friend about that on icq (this was sunday) that i almost got weed, coz i was curious and stuff. Well on monday he came up to me and said "Hey man i really need to talk to ya" i was thinking he was going to say something like, if maybe he can join us on our quest for weed. but he said "is it true what you said to me?You know i'm really disapponted at you man, why would you do something like that?you are my friend and i care about you and i dont want you to get into drugs" and he call another friend of ours and she is also like "DM dont you ever EVER touch that stuff, you hear me!?" (that same year i tried weed for the 1st time, with the girl that preached hehe, i knew at the time she was just making fun of my friend) well anyways thats when i found out that my friend was pretty anti weed. But he didnt go to church or any other cult. So i forgot about that and never talked to him about weed again till next year he told me his cousin was doing drugs, i asked what drugs he said marijuana. Since i didnt him to think i was smoking i said NOOOO! with a pretty scared look (she was doing drugs with me LOL!!!) Well anyways he tells his mom and she tells her sister and his cousin gets busted and sent to rehab (for real man). Thats when i REALLY found out to never even think of weed close to him. We are still pretty good friends, but last year he started going to church and he really changed, i mean he was anti weed then, but now he is anti-weed and a church freak. He keeps saying to us that when the priest talks about Jesus he can fell Jesus next him. He started to listen to gospel music, he sold pretty much of all his rock CD's (to me). Now he plays at the church band 3 nights a week. I know i shouldnt say this but i do feel i have lost a friend to Jesus, i meant WTF does the priest say to him?! I'm pretty sure he thinks i have tried weedm coz i sometimes drop little hints just to see what he will say like "whats this green stuff under my nails?" For a while he tried to make me go to his youth group, i kinda felt bad saying to and lieing to him, he is a really dear friend. The church brainwashed my friend, all he does now is study to get in college and go to church, he never goes out when we invite him even if its just to take a walk around the lake and talk about life. This post got out of hand i guess but i had to tell this story. I keep thinking that someday he will eventualy find out that i smoke everyonce in a while at least and he WILL tell my parents and tell them to put me in rehab. I dont think i will ever forget this story because he is a part of my childhood, we are friends since 5th grades thats almost 8 years and we did have lots of fun times together. oh well....

tought

i bet people here have similar stories

Buddha

HA! Dude, if you guys think mormons are bad, I live a block away from the South Australian Association of Christadelphians... they are WACKOS. I literally mean it, they dress up their church in neon, glitter and stuff and then they sing pop and rap songs abpout how jesus and gaia or something.... they have issues.

HappyMan

One day this summer I smoked myself blind, donned my sun glasses and biked over to my friends apartment. While waiting on the porch two Mormons approached and cornered me, trying to give me their book and wanting to talk about god. I was stuck there for 15 minutes, mumbling and twitching. After they left my friend opened the door, he had been standing there watching, unwilling to open the door aslong as the Mormons were there.

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Captain Honkey

Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses have never come to my house. I've always wanted them to just to talk to them or whatever, but it never happens!

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