Endo

the mormons just came to my house 20 minute ago(approx) and they wanted to tell me all about their ****, i thought i would listen to them for a bit, i mean someone has to. so they tell me their **** bout how im gonna burn if i don't repent(sum **** like that), and i just listened, when they were finished, i told them thanks for their time, but i am not interested in converting, as i have just become a rastafarian( for the record, i am not any religion, but if i was going to choose one, i thought it would be cool being a rasta.), they were'nt sure what i ment so i asked them if they would call the cops if they saw me smoking dope, they replied with some bible quote "let the first stone thrower or something.." im not sure and i don't care, so anyway, i just smoked a bowl in front of them, one was smiling, but like real akward smile, the other wanted to leave i think. then the one who was smiling said some **** like, why do you do that, don't you find enough pleasure in the world" i dunno, cant remember perfectly, and i told him i like to smoke weed because it brings out my inner caterpillar, and then i laid on the ground and started squirming aroung making weird noises. they left very quickly. so if anyone needs a succesfull and enjoyable way of getting rid of mormons, just search for your inner catterpillar.

and the moral of the story is that men with no talent can make money with a stupid puppet show.