Endo

the mormons just came to my house 20 minute ago(approx) and they wanted to tell me all about their ****, i thought i would listen to them for a bit, i mean someone has to. so they tell me their **** bout how im gonna burn if i don't repent(sum **** like that), and i just listened, when they were finished, i told them thanks for their time, but i am not interested in converting, as i have just become a rastafarian( for the record, i am not any religion, but if i was going to choose one, i thought it would be cool being a rasta.), they were'nt sure what i ment so i asked them if they would call the cops if they saw me smoking dope, they replied with some bible quote "let the first stone thrower or something.." im not sure and i don't care, so anyway, i just smoked a bowl in front of them, one was smiling, but like real akward smile, the other wanted to leave i think. then the one who was smiling said some **** like, why do you do that, don't you find enough pleasure in the world" i dunno, cant remember perfectly, and i told him i like to smoke weed because it brings out my inner caterpillar, and then i laid on the ground and started squirming aroung making weird noises. they left very quickly. so if anyone needs a succesfull and enjoyable way of getting rid of mormons, just search for your inner catterpillar.

and the moral of the story is that men with no talent can make money with a stupid puppet show.

schwadood

Hahahaha. Thats hilarious. I hate it when people try to push their religious beliefs on other people. I will share mine, but only when asked. If that was me I would have ended going off on some long stoned ramble about the spiritual aspects of marijuana. But thats just me, and it wouldn't have been as funny.

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peace and much love

WhiteBoy

next time they try and bother me im gonna give them some special brownies

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what? huh?

bubblybong

Did you, by any chance, video tape that?? Shiznit, that would be sooo funny.. maybe Jackass should do something like that.

You must find your inner catapillar

schwadood

Whiteboy, that would be hilarious. "Comeright on in, sit down, here have these brownies. They're from my Grandma Mary's special recipe." HAHAHA!

bonghits4christ

Yo, endo, I like reading some of your posts and like your ideas, but I have to disagree with how you handled the situation with the mormons. I would've invited them in and asked them if they wanted to kill the rest of my bowl. Nah, but really, you can't judge all mormons. As much as I disagree with the mormon doctrine, I never think that mormons are pests. They're just trying to save your soul dude. Haha, there used to be a mormon priest who you use to come on the cheaptalk boards and talk openly about how he smokes and stuff. That guy was cool. So from now on I got mad respect for the mormon mafia. I think if you talked to him you would too.

P.S. I think that one guy's quote came from the bible. He was trying to say "he who is without sin shall cast the first stone". That means he wouldn't call the cops because he believes that what your doing is wrong, but he's not gonna judge you because he does wrong things from time to time. Even though herb is not a sin, I think that guy was pretty open-minded considering that he was a door-to-door spiritual salesman.



Peace out

bo-battie

i sort of agree with BH4C, but endo, i definitely like how you stand up for what you believe in. we need more of that here. as soon as i read 'it brings out my inner catepillar', i started laughing for like 5 mins straight. if i'm ever in canberra ('IF' being the key word there), we should bogue.

bonghits4christ

LOL. I just read your post again endo. Mad hilarious bro! I guess i musta skipped the line where you were squirming on the floor. I wish I woulda been there too.

thrashnor

i love posts that make me laugh for 3 minutes straight!

Krippul

Wow damn! I hope I have weed one day, when a Witness comes to my house, they do that a lot. My friend told them he worshipped Satan and the dude preached on his lawn until he was chased away with a baseball at. "It brings out the inner caterpillar" Where did you think that up from, that is hilarious!!