WeedHappy

Howdy,
I was raised in the Catholic church and told it was the best religion ever, and everyone else was going to hell. I began knowing this was crap when a preist said in a mass once "... and the Jews killed Jesus" and I remember whispering to my dad "I thought it was the Romans?". My Father said "Me too".
Later I discovered that the Catholic Church torchured Galaleo for 3 days unti lhe admited that the Sun revolved around the Earth. This stood as catholic law until Pope John Paul appoloogized in 1993.
One of my favorite films is 'Dogma', which was designed for lapsed Catholics. It touches on the churches silent consent for the slave trade, the nazis, oppression of women ...etc. But NOW the Catholic church speaks out against America. Come on, where do they get off? Once Iraq is free, I'd like to hear what the Iraqi people have to say. From all the people that have defected over the years, they claim this is a good thing, but then again they're defecters.

My Main question is, can anyone recruit me to a different religion?

Which religion would let me:

I like weed, and think it should be apart of my religious practice.

I believe in peace, but believe there are times for war.

I don't think a religion that mocks other religions is very trustworthy, and I view all forms of discrimination as wrong (even if they're french)

I'd prefer a religion that has no political ties (excluding a pro-cannabis lobbiest)

I like holidays (vacation days, preferably extended weekends)

I don't believe science should be ignored

Meat is good, vegetables okay.


Do you think I fit into any established religion, or should I form my own?