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mullymaster

For all you true believers out there this room is for you.

Let us give thanks.

THANK YOU LORD FOR ALL THE PLANTS ON THIS EARTH

WE NEED NOT MENTION ANY

THANKYOU LOD FOR ATHEISTS, THEY TRULY GIVE US MORE STRENGTH

HELP THEM TO SEE THE LIGHT

THANKYOU LORD FOR BEER

AND AUSTRALIA DAY

THANKYOU LORD FOR DOGS

THEY ARE COOL MOSTLY

AND LASTLY

THANKYOU LORD FOR JESUS

HE SURE SAVED ME

AND WE ALL SAID
AMEN

 

killian

Well if you're going to attribute all the good things to God, then you might as well attribute all the bad stuff too.

Thank you Lord for disease.

Thank you Lord for slavery.

Thank you Lord for missionaries like Mother Teresa raising money for the poor and turning around and spending it on the Church, all the while the poor die slowly on cheap cots.

Thank you Lord for false religions, sending billions to Hell for simple naiveness.

Thank you Lord for genocide.

Thank you Lord for worms that bore holes into children's eyes.

Thank you Lord for Alanis Morissete.

Thank you Lord for the crusades.

Thank you Lord for witch trials.

Thank you Lord for the Inqusition.

Thank you Lord for the divine right of kings.

Thank you Lord for persecution of heretics, like Galileo for daring to suggest that the Earth orbits the Sun.

Thank you Lord for the stoning of homosexuals.

Thank you Lord for placing the tree of knowledge of good and evil in the same garden as man.


Thank you Lord for giving us free will and then condemning us for using it.

Amen.

SpiralArchitect

Thank you Lord for Killians wonderful post.

Oh yeah, Thank you Lord for beer, weed, and doritos.

edit; Amen.

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mullymaster

Ummmm most of what you said you can thank the devil for
Your naiveness is Forgiven

mullymaster

Just A Little Reminder This Is A Place Of God
Think Of It Like A Church
All Are Welcome But Please Consider What You Are Saying
This Thread Is Holy

Lord I Bless This Thread

 

Buzzby

This is a thread on a fucking marijuana website, it is no more holy than any other collection of ones and zeros on a hard drive.

I love it when the so-called religious praise God for all the good stuff and blame the Devil for all the bad. That certainly isn't supported by most Christian theologians. It's condemned as Manichaeism and grants the Devil far too much power.

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Darque Pervert

Actually, you can thank human beings for all of that, including the beer & doritos.

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Life is always a spiral. It's the choices of the individual as to whether that spiral is aimed up or down.

Feorge Gorman

You thanked the lord for BEER?!

I thank the lord for the power to govern my tongue when I REALLY need to!

Mullymaster...do you have ANY intentions at all to try to carry on an intelligent conversation about the herb Marijuana? 'Cause as Buzzby mentioned once already, this IS a website dedicated to Marijuana and it's usage.

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feorge

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Logos

Amen to that brother, I'm showing my thanks by remaining mostly silent.

However, I will point out that Jesus never preached to those who did not want to hear what he had to say. Those who wished to hear him went to where he was. Those who didn't he didn't chase down.

On that note, chill out or leave, you are being a poor example of a follower of Christ.. Not at all Christ like actually..

Alright, not silent at all,

Peace and Love

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Buzzby

I'm a dog. Some of these other guys may be swine. I wanted to be a swine but my mother wouldn't let me because it wouldn't be kosher.

You might look for a more receptive venue in which to peddle your pearls, lest we turn and (verbally) render you asunder. Woof!

Chorus: Oink! Oink! Oink!