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Mr Haze

i had a cool experience i'll share.

i been going to this liqour store near my house for some time now. it's been about 4 yrs since i moved out here. anyway i used to only go in to buy beer and stuff and not blunts. (only because my whole family shopped there constantly, didn't want them to make a gay comment, i didn't know if i can trust them)

UNTILL!! one day i walk in there and i go to grab a dutch, but then i see the sour apple philly and i was like you know what im not sure which i want. so im like "hmmm" outloud.

and the guy behind the counter, knows me very well.. sees me and he's like.. "hey what's up..well you know what you can always go with these papers over here... I like using these personally"

im like WHAT!!!! so i look around the store, and seen that no one was in it, and i say to the guy im like .. you blaze? im like you always look like you are blazed the way your eyes are.. he starts laughing and he's like yea i know, i don't smoke that much, but i smoke alil something.

i was like wow this sick bastard blazes...

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Afroman420

Haha... I have kind of a funnny story about buying papers the other day. I went this grocery store, grabbed some papers and went to the checkout. The cashier cards me and looked at my lisence and said "well, this is definatly you", which is a typical comment since have a fairly large afro. Then out of nowhere this older black guy, must have been about 50 and dressed in a suit and shades, said "I think his hair is simply MARVELOUS." and he winks at me... maybe you had to be there, but in my state i thought it was the greatest thing ever...

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60ftbong

Since me and my friends use a fake I.D. There have been a couple odd moments.

ericfromsocal

Usually cashiers are pretty cool, I dont think I look 18 but most of them dont even care as long as you play cool..the ones that ask for ID, I pretend to look for it in my wallet then act like I dont have it on me, sometimes it works sometimes it doesnt. One time I was buying an Optimo at the liquor store, and he asked me if I was gonna roll a blunt, I told him the truth and he gave it to me for free, rolled it in the parking lot inside my friends car and called him out for a couple hits.

Gangsta Beach

Well I go to a school where i have to wear a fricken gay uniform right blazer and everything. So i go into the smoke shop in the city after school with this mate of mine whos like this 6 foot 8 massive african. I go to the counter and say yeah man just after some large rolling papers and a couple of blunt wraps. The guy starts chuckling and calls over to his mate and says "Bro you gotta see this" and the guy took a picture of me in my uniform next to my mate. The guy sold me the stuff which ended up been a 5 buck total for 3 dollars. haha.

Also just yesterday im coming back from buying a half and i just walk into the convienence store near the station and grab a can of coke and go "Hey mate just the coke and a couple packs of tally hoes thanks" <--- (rolling papers) the guy gives me one pack and i say "No mate 2 thanks" and he gets the other pack and says "Big night aye matey" You had to be there this guy, god his accent it was a classic.

 

imported_killerz298

Are you black yourself? I think it would be funnier if you weren't.