toothfairy420

It was last year, my boyfriend and I had just finished smoking in the car, we were about to go antiquing. For some reason that I cannot remember now, I had the very skunky bud on me, which isn't that big of a deal here. Soon after entering the store I realized that I reeked of marijuana. By this time, my boyfriend had already made a dash for the LP section, I didn't notice because something shiny probably caught my eye...so I went up to the person whom I thought was my Joey and whispered into her ear; "I reek like weeeeee" and that's when I realized that the person to whom I am whispering to is a woman, and not my boyfriend...

just imagine how freakin insane I must have looked to her...what would you do if some stranger just walked up to you, grasps your arm, and tells you that she reeks of weed, then walks away in confusion???

Whats your most embarrassing moment while stoned?

a random post reminded me of this...lol.

Scorpius

either falling out of my friends treehouse after a bong sesh like 3 times

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once i dropped a bucket of popcorn on some guy's head in a movie theater. I was so stoned i yelled "oh shit merry christmas!" then ran out of the theater

Everlong2019

eh probably when i was hangin at a party and this girl i know was talkin to 2 of her friends, i kinda just went over to her, hugged her and then lay my head on her shoulder. sjhe said she thought it was funny but the day after i remember feeling like the biggest idiot.

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Gale

hmmm it would have to be when i sneezed in my friends bong, or when i smoked my second time and got extremely high. At the moment i couldnt feel my arms from the elbows down, so i just stood there laughing and waving my arms back and forth telling my friends that i couldnt feel my arms. They still make fun of me for that

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VaporizorMariJ

I believe iv said this in a wierdest moment post... but it definatly is embarassing aswell...

Walking in on my friends mom when she was naked... I was so baked, it was one of those times where I wanted to look away but I just couldnt.

Indiego

Oh man... The most embarrassing moment would have to be the time when I went to a friend's house to smoke up with her boyfriend from New York (she thought it would be good for us stoners to bond) and some other people. Both I and the boyfriend swear by VaporGenies, so there was already a sense of camaraderie.

Unfortunately, he only had a crack lighter with a giant, unwieldy flame, and so a few minutes into the session I was lighting up when I had the flame too close to my hair and my bangs caught on fire! It only burned a lock of it, so there's no real visual effect now, but at the time I could see the orange glow over my brow and apparently my head was smoking after I patted the flame out.

So yes, that was embarrassing. Luckily, I'm pretty chill, so there were no worries. When I smelled the burning and patted it out, I just asked "It's okay, right?". Everyone looked taken aback, but eventually it all turned to laughter.

wavy_gravy

hmmm. i was with about 9 of my good buddies and 6 of us had smoked. I might have smoked to much or just was in a bad state of mind but i started to trip really bad. Now im not a novice smoker and this was the first (and only) time that i had ever tripped on weed. I couldnt feel my face and kept thinking i bit my tongue off and kept dabbing at it with a napkin. And my hands were crawling all over my body. It was weird. Well we all went to the diner and it was about 930. By that point i had lost all sense of time and thought it was like 2 in the morning. So i started freaking out and saying "This is a bad idea we have to go back to johns house" over and over. I knew that i was freaking out and needed to calm down. After we ordered the food i stoop up and said "we need to leave immediately" everyone was like wtf? we just ordered so much food, we cant just leave.

Then, two ambulance drivers walked in an sat down to eat. In my altered state of consciousness i could have sworn they were cops. Now remember, im sitting at a table going hands crawling everywhere with a napkin in my mouth. So i asked one of my friends if he could walk me to the car so i could calm down. I made the mistake of asking another high friend and he agreed.

so we start walking towards the door and i turn around to talk to my friend and he was already back at the table because food came. I felt like i was miles away from the table was stranded in the middle of the diner so i yell "Waaaaaiiiitttt i cant survive out here all alone!" The whole diner stops and looks at me and i just walk back to the table head hanging low.

Such an embarrassing night. It was so strange for me because i never freak out in public like that.

Sorry this was so long lol

locket

I can't think of any embarrassing things I've done while high, but I can think of other people doing embarrassing things. My boyfriend and I had blazed with his older brother and we were just hanging out watching him play Gears of War or something while we waited for the room to air out, and I guess we were so enthrawled by the game we hadn't said anything in a while. Then all of a sudden this HUGE fart breaks the silence, and his brother says "uuuhh, sorry. forgot you were here."

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Freedom_User

I was 16-17 years old. And it was Halloween night. And my date and a group of friends drive to this farm that the people turned into a huge haunted farm. I guess because I had some Mexican food earlier that day, and topped it off with a bag of candy, it gave me probably the worst case of gas in the history of gas. So our bright idea was to drive a hour a way to this place. While I'm driving I realize that my gas is back in full force 15minutes into the drive. So the whole time up there, I'm dead silent, trying not to laugh at any of my dumbass friends or making any sudden movements. FINALLY, we get to the hay field maze and it's our group that gets to go first. So I'm just chilling in the back of the group just letting it rip. Silent but deadly for approximately 50 sum steps. Each step, more severe then the previous. It fucking felt great! As soon as I'm done, everyone stops. My dumbass friend leading the way led us to a dead end. So they start walking into the cloud and one by one, it catches them. Stoping to catch there breath, they all look at me, and I'm the only one with a guilty ass look on my face. Probably because I don't have my nose covered? I don't know, but when they asked if it was me, I started to studder and went, "Ohhhhh mygoddddd. Waaaat's that smell!? Ew"

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ravfe

Well, it would have to be the first time I ever toked with my two best friends. It was all our first time. we were walking back to my friends house at 9 at night (because of my family stoney trait I zone out ALOT) so I zoned out, and my friends turned, of course I kept walking, i hear my phone ring. I picked it up and I thought it was my dad, but in reality it was my friend wondering were I went. I started to talk into the phone and was completly retarded (good thing it really wasn't my dad) and I kept saying, and I quote "i slipped into the bananas and now i can shoes." I eventually fell asleep on the side of the road and woke up to my friends (different ones) hitting me. Now they call me the floating hobo, since i was completely stoned still when I woke up and the fact that I was asleep on the side of the road. Bare with me if parts don't make sense in this post.

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