t0ke n' ch0ke

Ok so when im torched I usually get a little paranoid. I think everyone does. tell me about your most paranoid thought while you were baked...mine was one time me and my friend hit his bowl for about an hour straight and then started watching Dazed and Confused, we were up in my room and the window was open and I was flipping out because I thought multiple burglers were crawling through the dark window when it was just a few branches brushing up against the screen. I was yelling and whining for about 15 minutes, ahha.

toker8109

I once thought that every time I close my eyes, spiders started to come out and walk around.

stonerboy42091

i dont think i have ever had any paranoia

ttrb420

Bout a month ago, me and a couple of my buddies went on an l ride then went to eat at a Chinese buffet. The restaurant was almost empty and we were all having a good time but one of my friends (4th time smoking), did not want anyone to talk at all because he thought everyone was watching us and they were going to call the cops. Needless to say we ignored him and he got so mad he started crying. Thats paranoia right there.

stonerboy42091

no paranoia is when someone i know smoked for the first time they they were in a dark room and she thought she saw blood and dead bodies and dude when i tell u dark u cant even see 5 inches in front of u and she thought the dead bodies were walking towards her so need less to say we dont let her smoke any more now that is some serious paranoia

Sognos

idk i think that i would be pretty paranoid too if i was in a room smokin pot for the first time and couldnt see anything... i mean think about it

Plaidheart

The worst I've had was at a KFC. It was in 2007, I smoked a large joint with 3 other friends. We had just got to KFC, my friend stole his gfs credit card (he's in jail now unrelated).

He was splurging so we ordered MANY boneless chicken wings and before we could get the order the lady was asking about the card and looking us over.
I'm sure we were reeking of mj so I mentioned to my friends we need to leave NOW. They paid no attention so I bolted for the door and I'm hiding behind KFC they came out 30min later food in hand, saying the lady was talking about the puppy on the card. Woah. What an idiot I was... tsk tsk tsk!

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polarbear

ok there was this one time my buddy avid smoker ( not anymore) took a few knifer's to the head. and got freaked out so bad he called 911 on himself and he was at his dealers house, cop ambulences and fire trucks. they where running around hideing everything. well they goit everything taken care of and one of the EMT's on the way out said that they did not think it could have been pot at all they have never seen some one freak out like that on pot befor. and it was good pot i smoked some with him befor and i was fine. i dont know what was up with him though.

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madmodder123

What the fuck? lol

Sykes

My parents where watching/knowing somehow.

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