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I was searching for stuff - the song by the "hooters" All you Zombies" stuck in my head and I had sought out the lyrics.

Along the way I find this:
Apparently the Feds used to use our taxes to chase vampires and zombies. These were, according the FOIA documents, substantial threats at one time. There's quite a lot there so go visit the site!


These are the same Feds that staked out (tee hee) New Orleans for a year and could only find 12 prostitutes. How are these idiots supposed to chase vampires, which can fly and turn into steam, and other illegal morphing tricks prohibited by the DEA? This is from the same government that used to believe (and probably still does) that "man can harness the power of hurracaines". All we can really do is run away.

Conversely, what's slower than a zombie? How hard can it be to catch one once ya find it? we've all seen the movies - even an angry frightened lady can pull herself together and whack zombies a good one.

Leave it to the Federal Government to set it's sights way to high, put life and limb at risk, while not being able to effectively discharge the simplest of duties.


You'll note that the Agency went "defunct" in 1975.

I thought that date sounded distantly familiar, so I did some further searching.

Look what else I found:
The implications are chilling. A rogue and super-secret federal agency charged with chasing down supernatural monsters, which were on killing sprees all across America, is dissolved and absorbed into the DEA.

The DEA was vastly interested in their knowledge of zombie and vampire travel networks, as it simply assumed marijuana caused both vampirsm and zombification. It took their knowledge and databases and assimilated many of its employees. The rest were "disposed of". They are some of the "4000" lost protecting our country.

They did bust the heroin and cocaine groups they talk about - then promtly imported the goods for DEA profits - a practice referred to as "controlled delivery". Pretty slick for a government agency - openly smuggling narcotics into the US while all the time pretending to be "protecting Americans' or 'working a case'.

The DEA formed unholy alliances with some vampires and zombies, used them to set-up marijuana entrapment, then disguised them for use in high-profile marijuana cases as "material witensses", all in exchange for bodily fluids and shiney, late-model SUV's with dark tinted windows. (Apparently materialism dies hard.)

So today, many of the top eschelon in the DEA are callous uncaring bureaucrats who care less about terrorists, are actively friends with vampires and neglect totally the problem of the undead walking about. All the DEA cares about is their massive budgets, their above-the law staus under the FEDS, and the crushing of Marijuana Culture.

Happy Halloweed! (Even to you poor dopey DEA trainees who are assigned to monitor all these chat threads. Smoke a fat one while the cheese is gone....and keep yer neck covered up!)

Z

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