Rusty_Cage

Yeah, i know it sounds unbelievable, but the deal has been in the running for a couple weeks, and I've finally got my fat-ass pound of sticky green bud. My older friend used to sell mass amounts back in the day before he went to prison, and he was willing to show me one of his old hookups. It kinda sucks that it takes two weeks to process, but it's worth it in the end. The source is pretty much bottomless since it's coming directly from the grower. I do NOT want to be a dealer, because I don't like the risk.

Anyways, the real reason I posted was that I'm looking for some cool things to do with this pound. I'm probably going to sell 2 ounces total to some friends and make my money back, so that leaves me with 14 ounces of free bud. I want to be creative about it so gimme some of your best ideas of how to consume a pound. And no, I'm not giving any away to you I've never held a pound before, and it's in this HUGE pillow of a bag. It seems wierd to just pinch a seemingly little itty-bitty nug and stuff my bong. I want to do something CREATIVE and perhaps original. But, seriously, this is no joke, I am looking for some advice.

HELP ME OUT!

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I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.