Rusty_Cage

Yeah, i know it sounds unbelievable, but the deal has been in the running for a couple weeks, and I've finally got my fat-ass pound of sticky green bud. My older friend used to sell mass amounts back in the day before he went to prison, and he was willing to show me one of his old hookups. It kinda sucks that it takes two weeks to process, but it's worth it in the end. The source is pretty much bottomless since it's coming directly from the grower. I do NOT want to be a dealer, because I don't like the risk.

Anyways, the real reason I posted was that I'm looking for some cool things to do with this pound. I'm probably going to sell 2 ounces total to some friends and make my money back, so that leaves me with 14 ounces of free bud. I want to be creative about it so gimme some of your best ideas of how to consume a pound. And no, I'm not giving any away to you I've never held a pound before, and it's in this HUGE pillow of a bag. It seems wierd to just pinch a seemingly little itty-bitty nug and stuff my bong. I want to do something CREATIVE and perhaps original. But, seriously, this is no joke, I am looking for some advice.

HELP ME OUT!

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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting the vulture.

WNB

Personally, I'd get a big freezer, put the weed in it, than use it to supply myself for the next two years

But seriously...I've never heard of weed that cheap. Is it good? Around here, a quarter pound of KB runs upwards of $1,000.

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CheebaMonkey

You should post a pic.

If you don't care too much about wasting some of it, I would try all sorts of cooking recipes with it.

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Rusty_Cage

Like I said, my friend used to sell MASS amounts before he went to prison for an unrelated matter, so he still has all his old hookups, but runs a legitimate business of his own now, so he doesn't need to deal anymore.

Thus far, I've smoked two bongloads, and I am broasted. It's light green, sticky with numerous red hairs and little crystals.

The guy said he markets it somewhere between commercial and kb, which I know is a very wide range, but I think it's closer to kb. It is hydroponically grown; that I know for sure.

I have an unlimited source as long as I put the order in 2 weeks beforehand, so I'm not worried about conserving it, just having fun with it in creative ways.

I know I'll do some cooking with it, but I'm looking for MORE creative ways to consume it.

I don't have a digital camera to post a pic, and I'm not about to get any pictures developed.

Larmer

Personally, I would roll one of those joints from Up in Smoke and carry it around with me for a week or two...

PS, I'm actually trying to calculate the distance and time from Akron, Ohio to the Niagara Region....

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Rusty_Cage

Haha! If you could get out here, I certainly wouldn't mind smoking you out.

DuBByDooByDo

wow 400 bucks?
id slang off it and smoke it

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IggyPop

I think 14 ounces of bud would last me about 3 years at least. I only smoke about 3 j's a week.

If I were you, I would make a tidy profit and sell a couple more ounces, put the money in a jar an wait until you (EVENTUALLY) run out, then hey presto, you have a ****load more weed. Then sell some of that e.t.c

If you play your cards right you have free weed for the rest of your life.

friction2k

I dont know dude, I'd prolly put it all in jars and store them in a freezer and become a weed pirate. YOU'LL NEVER FIND ME POT, ARRRRRG!

Rusty_Cage

ONCE AGAIN I am not looking to make money. I AM NOT looking to be a dealer. I JUST WANT to consume it in a CREATIVE way. And I sure as hell am not going to store it for later!

I'm ONLY selling enough to make my money back. After that, it's ALL FREE!

So gimme some CREATIVE ideas, please!