glasyalabolas

I'm sure most of you have given names to your favorite smoking devices, as they become like friends to you, and it's boring to say "I'm going to smoke my pipe now" as opposed to something more colorful. So what do you call them, and how did you come up with it?

Some of mine are (I have a big collection):

The Hessian - A 2 foot straight glass bong, with a heavy base. Completely undecorated. It's just a clear glass tube and slide, and a pearly white base. Hits like a champ. I call it that because it is swift and lethal, and unconcerned with aesthetics, kind of like Christopher Walken (who played the headless horseman, aka The Hessian). Walken rules.

Happy Trails - A pipe which is kind of like a scrunched sherlock. It has a steep curve in it, and stands upright. It looks a bit like a seal standing on its front paws. After you smoke it, a thin trail of smoke leaks from it for a long time and wafts around the room.

Aladdin - A foot-tall blown glass bong. It's mostly red with some iridescents in it, and has a middle-eastern styling about it. Maybe a genie will come out and bless me with a bowl that never kicks, no matter how many times you smoke it. Or pot that grew on my head like hair... mmmm...

Magma (R.I.P) - A nice little glass bowl, with flakes of yellow, black and red. When it was lit in a dark room, it glowed like "LIQUID HOT MAG-MA" (bonus points if you identify the quote). It broke one day when I was cleaning it.

Gravitah - My waterfall gravity bong. Pronounced the way Cartman says authority, as in "Respect my authoritah!" when he was a cop on South Park.



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