Bong_hit05

i dont mind smoking someone out once in a while, but when they double hit........, also poorly made doobies can be a buzz kill

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Micky Nox 666

The worst bit is passing the bong and the idiot who hits next exhales with his mouth already over the hole and the air is displaced and the water flows up the tube and fills your bowl! Now the weed is ruined, because it's all wet, and, it's gonna smell like bong water no matter what you do with it. Another thing is not having anyone to smoke out with. I just get bored toking up alone. The worst occasion was of course for me as with everybody in my early days, when i smoked my first joint. Tiny little thing too. Smoking in the pool house, my brother hates it when we smoke. He's 20 feet away. Three guys and me passing the refer around. My turn. Fattest rip i've ever had. Coupled with the extreme danklihood of a joint. Coughed hard and drooled on myself. 2 hits later i ran outside and puked on my brother's truck. what a groove. -Blaine

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Bong_hit05

you forgot one- people who get the joint all wet and gross after they hit it

FitShaced

getting busted by the cops when youre about to spark a j
then having them make me empty every single b**r out of a brand new 30-pack...on my birthday,that was real annoying.

parkin on the grass sux too
but havin no flame is the worst of all...ya got the bud,bud nothin to burn it with....hell

quimb420

i hate having to use matches to blaze up but hey you got to do what u got to do.
and i hate it when people put on chapstick right before they hit the pipe and the mouth peice gets all gross. i have a friend that does that every time we smoke

Chronic Kid

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TheNewGuy

Not having a lighter has to be the worst. Today my lighter ran out so I had to use one of those huge-a$$ candle/fireplace lighters. Ghetto.

The Commander

Well, not having a lighter sucks. Me and my friends have resorted to matches/candles before, man that was weak, kept burning ourselves

The next worst is when someone spills the bongwater. I remember me and a firend were really high and were spacing out in the darkness of his room, and he spilled the bongwater on the floor and stared at the puddle for like 2 minutes not doing anything, then i was like "Dude, what're you looking at?"
and he goes: "The puddle of..... OH CRAP I SPILLED THE BONGWATER!" I laughed so hard, man that was a great one.

Once this same guy got so high he blew into the bong instead of sucking and the bongwater splashed up and all over him

Ovathinker

Someone hogging the j just aint cool, unless its there weed, its justified. But some of the time its just sad, and the vibe is felt throughout the rest of us.

"hey man, can i have my j back"
"yea bro, hold up"
"Dont tell me to hold up dude!!"

Then theres someone messing with the rotation, thinking that the rest of the rotation are too stoned to notice, or will jus miss the pass. Though, i have been guilty of this, but only once.
When no ones looking, get the man on your right to pass it to you, have one toke and qucikly pass back, if anyone asks just say "its still theirs" or "he/shes still got it" or something of the like.

And finally out of everything, I really dislike bossy smokers. "hurry up", "dont do that" "give me more". Its up to the owner of the stash to give out as much or as little as they like. Dont nag the hand that feeds.

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smokinjo

I hate it when someone tokes & talks...then they toke again & talk some more..

then they toke it again & before they talk a little more I say ...
Hey dude! Puff Puff Pass! Then they pass whats left of the joint....