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sterbo

OK, here's the deal.
You're 30 years old and you're given a choice.
For the rest of your life you can continue to have one, but not the other -

Sex (no promises on how often or how good or bad) but you're allowed.
If you choose "sex" then you can never again bath or swim (in any way shape or form) with anything other than cold water. That is water that is no more than 35 degrees F. No showers, no baths, no lakes, streams, oceans etc. warmer than 35 degrees F. for the rest of your life.

or

Bathing (showers, baths, oceans, lakes, streams, etc.) of any temperature you desire and as often as you like.
If you choose "bathing" then you can never have sex again in your lifetime (and that includes masturbation ).

I suggest a moment's pause.
Before you decide, you might want to go and take a shower or bath in 35 degree water so you'll know (if you choose 'sex') what you're in for in the next 3, 4 or 5 decades.

So which shall it be?

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HehTheUrr

I'd have to go with sex.
Plenty of people around the world don't have access to hot showers, and they've survived. Plus, I'm pretty sure wetting your hair with cold water makes it shiny.

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Snipe¤Star

sex for me. showers are fo' suckas anyway :lol:

The Blazemaster

Ill take sex. Itll rain sooner or later and I might so happen to be outside during the rain with some shampoo and a bar of soap so I guess theres a loophole in your little scheme.

The two seem to go hand in hand though... If you dont shower, whos gonna wanna get down to business with you, but if you shower and look good but you cant do anything with your looks...

Snipe¤Star

^^ haha yeah the rain totally ruins your idea!

i laughed when i thought about people running outside naked during a rainstorm with a bottle of shampoo in one hand and a bar of soap in the other

haha then of course, itll be even easier/more convenient to start having that dirty rainstorm sex we all secretly long for deep inside

 

29yeartoker

I think you have misread his post. I think he is basically saying that any water source you get it will be 35 degrees or below which is pretty damn cold. I guess if you had to shower with that everyday you would get used to it.

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Up In Smoke

If I have sex I can reproduce, if I shower, I cant.

Sex.

Durden

without a doubt id take sex. i can handle a freezing as hell shower waaaaaaay more than i could no sex forever.

ADIDAS

If you hadnt thrown masturbation into the mix, I wouldve taken hot showers over sex for the rest of my life. Ill die of hypothermia otherwise.

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sterbo

29 is right.
Common now. If you read the post I think it's pretty darn clear that no water source less than 35 degrees is allowed

Yo Adidas, I hear ya. I almost changed it to allow masturbation.
In fact I should have included a 3rd line item in the poll that read -
"Hot showers, no sex except masturbation"

Oh well...