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caliskunk1

i have a talent that most people have a love/hate feeling towards. when i wanna show off or be an ass, i'll clear the whole bong bowl in one rip. oh so funny, to me at least! people like to see that maybe one or twice.

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The Commander

Well, not having a lighter sucks. Me and my friends have resorted to matches/candles before, man that was weak, kept burning ourselves

The next worst is when someone spills the bongwater. I remember me and a firend were really high and were spacing out in the darkness of his room, and he spilled the bongwater on the floor and stared at the puddle for like 2 minutes not doing anything, then i was like "Dude, what're you looking at?"
and he goes: "The puddle of..... OH CRAP I SPILLED THE BONGWATER!" I laughed so hard, man that was a great one.

Once this same guy got so high he blew into the bong instead of sucking and the bongwater splashed up and all over him

Herb Ninja

How big is the bowl? If its a gram then damn...! Peace, HN-

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::blazed jae::

I also hate spilling BUBBLER water, since it's a smaller chamber and the water gets nastier and it smells like complete ass.

The ABSOLUTE worst is when you're blazing at some outside spot and some random G*D DAMN person walking a F*CKING DOG comes through and it starts barking because it smells the weed. At that point I usually either have to hide the stuff or trek to some nearby place while the person blatantly sees you.

I'm going to start a new society... SAAADW = Stoners Against Annoying Ass Dog Walkers. And I'm not even talking about people on the street with their dogs, I'm talking weird + obsessed people walking their filthy mutts at puff spots like in the middle of the woods or at an old building or school!!!

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Soda

end of a joint fell off (wouldn't have happened without tobacco), and the cherry fell in my jacket sleeve. Second degree burn, ruptured blister, still have a scar....bummer

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Ovathinker

Someone hogging the j just aint cool, unless its there weed, its justified. But some of the time its just sad, and the vibe is felt throughout the rest of us.

"hey man, can i have my j back"
"yea bro, hold up"
"Dont tell me to hold up dude!!"

Then theres someone messing with the rotation, thinking that the rest of the rotation are too stoned to notice, or will jus miss the pass. Though, i have been guilty of this, but only once.
When no ones looking, get the man on your right to pass it to you, have one toke and qucikly pass back, if anyone asks just say "its still theirs" or "he/shes still got it" or something of the like.

And finally out of everything, I really dislike bossy smokers. "hurry up", "dont do that" "give me more". Its up to the owner of the stash to give out as much or as little as they like. Dont nag the hand that feeds.

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Greek

I too dont like when my cell rings and its a friend from school asking if me or my friend have any weed and if we wanna smoke up. I don't mind smoking some people out at all, just sometimes its like 'why does it always have to be me' - Me and my friend are one of the few in school who actually buy more than a dime or a 20 piece, thats part of it i guess, they know we never let ourselves run out.

Also, whenever you have to do something after you get stoned thats a total buzz-kill, god do those suck.

stoned rabbit

i vote : People who invite themselves in the smoke...

at school its ****ing rediculius. say i ask a freind if he wants to smoke a J, then he invites someone and they invite 3 people and ****. sometimes i have just walked up to a freind and been like lets go smoke a J and beofre i know it i got a whole pack of kids wanting in on it. i am always just like **** off though. hahaha..

smokinjo

I hate it when someone tokes & talks...then they toke again & talk some more..

then they toke it again & before they talk a little more I say ...
Hey dude! Puff Puff Pass! Then they pass whats left of the joint....

Up In Smoke

Thats what I call Bogarting. Talkin, spacin, whatever, when their holding the joint and its not being used.