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yamoothecow

I have never been caught, but my mommy knows i smoke weed. She dosn't care though she use to be a hippie. People love smoking with me because they know I won't get them caught.

 

fizzwillard

i got caught two summeres ago when i left my computer on and they read my im's that said me and my buddy were out getting ripped. my punishment was that i had to eat dinner with them. we had turkey and mashed potatoes and we talked about what college i was gunna go to. that dinner made me realize im the luckiest person on earth with the most understanding parents ever. also, my dad who is an engineer for a large company told me he used to deal in college. good times.

FrostedKrill

Im on a roll and havn't got caught... but the thing is I really don't care if I do or not.

imported_ThurgoodJenkins

I'm 18 and have been smoking for about 2 years and haven't been caught yet.

Dazed.Confused

HAHAHA i didn;t notice that!!! i guess the thread started didn;t notice either.

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GreenBeing06

Ouch!

As for me I haven't been caught yet. There have been times when I am really stoned and am pretty sure my parents can tell but don't say anything. Even if I did get caught by them though they wouldn't really be able to say much since they are still MAJOR stoners. I actually used to steal their weed and I thought I was caught once when I broke their little table with this secret compartment thing but they never said a word. Now the weed is in a table safe which I don't know the combination to. Sad for me...

Good luck to everyone.

~GreenBeing06

aposiopesis

We were sitting in a haze of smoke, bong and MJ on the table, when there is a knock at the door, I said come in. A cop walks in, looks at the bong and the weed and says:
"There was a noise complaint by one of your neighbours, could you please turn the music down............ Oh and it's probably a good idea to find out who it is before you ask people in, next time."
Then he left.

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troublemaker_42

OMG....thats classic! What was you and your friends reaction to THAT?

Like almost every long term smoker, I've had my caught moments. I was arrested for possession ten years ago the first time, caught once or twice by my parents, and was arrested in 2002 for possession once again. However, as bad as that may seem........I only got caught a tiny fraction of the times i got away with something! I've eaten weed while getting pulled over, as has my wife(who was also with me in the 2002 arrest) while getting pulled over by K-9 units. I've had my pickup ransacked on the side of the interstate, made to empty my pockets, and got patted down by a highway patrol officer who thought I was for some reason suspicous......and drove away with a warning, and a dime bag in my sock the entire time! I've sat in cop cars with my pipe in my pocket because I couldn't stash it anywhere else quick enough.......lol....damn, I've had more close calls than I care to think about.

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aposiopesis

Initialy our reaction was relief, but then we got to thinking how cool it is that a lot of Oz cops are more concerned with real crime, and don't pick on the pot smokers.

I've had that many near misses too. This one was pretty scary...
Coming of the plane from India to Germany this sniffer dog went nuts over my boyfriend, the German police spoke in English, even between themselves, the entire time we were with them, which I thought was cool. They searched our bags, which was the really scary part, because there could easily have been a nug of charas we'd forgotten about, but it was all good. They then ran a swab over our hands which would indicate if we had been using off topic drugs, we hadn't, so they let us go.