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hauptmann

"ew ***** you smell like french fries" from that Wac Arnolds Sketch. Sorry man, no offense. That Chapelle's show scene just came to me when I read that.

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tehbagel

Nice...it was 10pm, so the lobby was pretty much empty. And I probably did smell like fries...that's why she was so hungry...

...hungry for SEX! Giggity giggity goo!

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JRockHaze

Haha, good topic! I’d probably say the handicap elevator at my high school. Secondly a frost covered field, 1am, ass naked and 10 below zero! I guess thirdly at my ex’s house on a futon in clear view of her conservative as hell mom that was sitting at a table on the other side of the room, yeah we were sneaky.

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negaDuck

"I once got busy in a burgerking bathroom"

That song never gets old

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CHRONCHIC702

train bathroom (disgusting... i dont recommend it but whatever)
and on the hood of a 65 fastback mustang that was being fixed up... the car was enough to make me cream my pants hhahaah

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Stoned247

Hmm, lets see...

In my parents bed
In her parents bed
on a balcony in datona looking out over the beach (top floor too)
In my parents hottub
In the skateshop I used to work at
On the roof of my friends house

the first 3 were with the same girl... I wish I was still with her. We were going to be married.

tehbagel

Oh dude it's fuckin hard to have sex in an airplane bathroom. First, it's really obvious to the attendants when 1 person goes in, doesn't come out, then another person goes in. I failed twice because of that, despite my best efforts with timing and being sneaky. Once because of an attendant and once because a passenger reported me.

Second, it's cramped, germy as FUCK (so you don't want to touch anything, and even fear staining your clothes), and kind of limiting and therefore not as good.

My opinion? Save sex for when you land. Unless someone can tell me how to do it better, I won't try again.

BongMan420

I had sex inside the attic of my carport (we had brought mattresses up there so we could skip school sleeping up in it)

My brother and his girlfriend were right next to me too.


Can you imagine coming home from the bar to your townhouse and hearing kids fucking in your carport attic??? Me and and my bro tore that pussy up too, SOMEONE had to hear it!

erik000

Probably in the woods, or the high school construction zone (during the day). All the other times I've had sex were in bedrooms.

But I have hooked up (ie- not sex) in some pretty weird places... under a footbridge, the high school at night, the middle of a park, a bathroom on a yacht party; or my car in the middle of a parking lot, with people walking all around.

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TMG

Good god what's with the bathroom sex? Haven't you ever seen the Lysol commercials about all the nastiness living in your bathroom?

Don't be suprised when your penis turns green and falls off.

Just kidding. I hope.