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I'm going to keep this short.

I think I was telling TM about this fight after it happened. He wass SUPPOSED to be working, but was somehow on the chat at the same time . We all know TM wouldn't fraud his employer like that

Anyway, we're at my house drunk. I tell some guy who always brags about how he fights that he can't fight. He pushes me unexpectedly and I spill my beer. Keep in mind we're friends, so I get up and jokingly put my fists up, not expecting anything considering he's my friend. BANG, punch to the face. I basically just tackle him to the ground because I still didn't want to fight.

Two minutes later, I'm in the bathroom puking up my beer and liquor (head in the toilet), when all of a sudden I feel some fat arm wrap around my neck from behind. Next thing I know his other arm is punching me in the face. HAHA, I finally realized that this guy was serious. I throw him off of me and I threw one punch. After I threw the punch he pretty much just tucked his head into his arms in a pitiful defense. So I was left punching him repeatedly while he was cowering away... I didn't get many face shots because his fat arms covered his entire head.

We went outside to finish our fight and basically I hit him like 5 times, he hit me like 5 times and we were both still wanting to fight when it was all over, and we were broken up.

Considering we were both just as drunk, and all cheap shots aside, it was an even fight.

I had no bruises the day after or any swelling. I haven't seen him since so I couldn't tell you how he fared.

 

troublemaker_42

LOL....hey.....my responsibilities wre still met. It wasn't as if I was chatting INSTEAD of working....I was simply chatting AFTER my actual work was done. Not my fault i can complete an 8 hr shift's worth of work in 1.5-2.5 hours!

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Cryo

I've been in alot of fights, but the first rule is, you don't talk about it. Same goes for the second. No shit. Don't talk about it. Honestly, any fight I've been in was never me starting it, but in the end I finished it.
One memorable moment was when I was in grade 5 and pinned a grade 7 by the throat to the ground and messed up his face. Pure adrenaline mind you, but still, one of the fights I remember.

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homemadebubbler

I'm a big dude, (6' 5", I've been up to 300lbs, down to 275 now) and I can have a temper. Generally I'm quite passive, butif somebody does something to set me off, I'm gone.

I've cocked back at kids, and lifted kids of, but never been in a real fight..... No one will fight me.

I dont get myself into those situations often though. I really am a gentle guy

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PurpleCorn

One summer, I was on a week long hike in the Utah desert. One day I forgot to fill my water bottles before we set out. It was a long ass trek that day (15 miles) and it was around 100 degrees out. I got along fine for the first half; people were nice enough to give me sips from their bottles. This one kid had been hassling me the whole trip. He was the kind of guy who takes kindness for weakness. I had started out being congenial (if you have to live with people for a week, you want to get along) and he just got more and more abusive. Not just to me, either, but to several other kids smaller than him. The only person he didn't run his mouth at was the one kid who was bigger than him. I was about the same size as him, maybe a little smaller. The point is, this kid was a bag of douche, and everyone knew it.

Anyways, we still had 5 miles to go, and nobody had any water to spare anymore. Finally, we come across a stream. I don't think I've ever been thirstier in my life. I was so thirsty that I was seeing water everywhere. I made for it but our hike leader guy held me back. The water had to be FILTERED. 20 agonizing minutes later the bag of douche walks up with the first pail of filtered water. I go to reach for it, thanking him profusely....and he PULLS IT OUT MY GRASP.

....I'm stunned. I just look at him for a second in confusion. Slowly, this greasy smirk comes over his dumbass face and he opens his mouth. "Hey there, just how thirsty ar-". Something in me just snaps. I'd tried being nice, and that shit didn't work. I'd tried ignoring him and he just bothered me more. I'd tried playing his insults off with humor, but he just didn't get it.

It was time to try some old fashioned violence.

Before he even has time to finish his sentence, I plant my fist in the middle of his flabby stomach. Unfortunately, I'm weak from dehydration so it wasn't damaging enough to disable him completely. If I nailed someone in the solar plexus now, they probably wouldn't be able to move for a bit. He just staggers back a few steps and hunches over a bit. THEN HE DROPS THE PAIL OF WATER. The water spills all over the rocks at the edge of the stream.

I forget all about my dehydration at that point. I shove him backward as hard as I can and he crashes down into the stream. I pick up the pail as quickly as possible and overturn it over my head, desperately drinking the little bit that's left. Suddenly I get shoved backward and sit down hard on a low boulder. The douchebag has climbed out of the stream and shoved me! He comes at me with his fist raised. The pail, by the way, is made out of metal. It's more like a huge coffee can, actually, except slightly thicker and heavier. I wasn't exactly sure how durable it was, but I did some on the spot consumer testing by swinging it into the side of his head as hard as I could. If it was full, it would've knocked him out, but empty, all it did was daze him. I shoved off the rock and grabbed the front of his shirt with both hands. I was about to shove him backward into the stream where I intended to make sure he wouldn't be able to continue to the fight.

Unfortunately, at that point our leader guy made it across the stream from the other side and got between us, effectively ending the fight. As soon as Douchebag realized I couldn't fuck him up any more, he started talking trash.
I just looked evenly at him "I'm half-dead from dehydration and I still fucked your shit up. The next time you mess with me, I'll break something" (I don't remember the exact wording, but it was something like that).

He's one of those kids that never learns. Two days later during a hike, I'm conversing with another hiker about some snakes we had almost stepped on and out of nowhere he turns around and says something about my mother and snakes. I ignore him and continue our conversation. He keeps bothering us until the kid I'm talking with tells him to go away. I think Douchebag was expecting this kid to start making fun of me too. Finally, he turns around and shuts ups. "Thank God," I say as I resume the conversation. Douchebag spins around and accidentally punches the plastic canteen hanging down from around my neck. Shaking his hand in pain, he takes a step back. I take a step forward and grab his shirt. Then I drag him toward me while simultaneously punching him in the face. Blood gushes everywhere and he plops down and just stares at his bloody hands. Then he starts crying.

Needless to say, he didn't fuck with me for the rest of the trip.

The only way to deal with some people is to fight. It's unfortunate but it's true. I never go out of my way to pick a fight, I will try everything else first in order to avoid fighting, and I haven't been in a fight for years. But if I have to fight, I fight to win. I don't sit there trying to be fancy. The person who wins a fight is the person who does the most damage the quickest.

 

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I've had problems with kids in my neighborhood(sp?) since preschool so when i was in junior high i was walking back home from a friends. so i im walking home alone and all of a sudden i get hit in the back with a rock. i turn around to see 5 kid i hate more than anything right behind me. blah blah blha after arguing for a minute or two one of the guys ran at me which i clocked right in the temple which put him down. so theres 4 left. two of them come at me now so i chose the one on the left and started fighting him while the other decided to start punching me in the kidneys. im really not going to go into details but even with4 guys on my i didnt go down once. not trying to brag either ill admit it i got the shit kicked out of me,i was bleeding, bruised and i was pissing blood thanks to that douche. But they all went away with some kind of injury

SmasheR

I'm a pacifist, but when I used to wrestle I was also notorious for injuring people .

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gp31089

Last year I got in a fight with a kid. I don't even remember it that well. I broke two of his toes and three fingers. Needless to say I walked away with a broken nose, but having taken martial combat lessons, I didn't do too bad.

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JmaG

Wont get into it but ive fought plenty of times, ive been jumped, sucker punched, but all in all came out ok.

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K0TT0NM0UTHK!NG

Please, explain to me how you break someone's toes in a fight? Lol, do you just run and jump on to his feet or what?

I have been in many fights, but i dont talk about them. They are done and over with. I have been staying out of trouble lately, i dont want any more charges.