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newcarcaviar · 10-08-2007, 03:23 PM

It's long been debated who is more badass: Pirates or Ninjas. I'm wondering how people on this board would vote.

My vote is in for pirates. They've got a bad attitude, look cooler, drink rum all day, take over ships, and have hooks or pegs as limbs.

Ninjas are cool, but pirates definitely blow them out of the water. Ninjas are sweet at stealth and can do all those flip attacks, but I just like the pirate's no-fear directly in your face style of fighting. Plus Blackbeard was a badass pirate. Read some of the legends about him. Before there was Chuck Norris, there was Blackbeard.

negaDuck · 10-08-2007, 04:56 PM

Pirates FTW

I agree with tha "in your face, no fear" kinda attitude caviar...plus chillin in tha islands and not having to worry about "discipline" or "morals". Kinda makes for an easier, dirtier living

Arrrrggggghhhhh time to go lookin for some booty

<--- closest to a pirate smiley

**SpiralArchitect** · 10-08-2007, 06:20 PM

Pirates are scumbags. Look cooler? They look like bums, shitty rags, no teeth - peg legs and hooks for arms?

Ninjas are elite soldiers breed to assassinate and kick ass. I can go on and on, because me and my friends in fact had a discussion on Pirates vs Ninjas vs Samurais.

Samurais aren't very cool in my book because they have sex with little boys, and considered it A-OK, a rite of passage for a warrior. euck

Pirates are drunks with swords who have nothing better to do than bury treasure.

Ninjas FTW!

Trocisp · 10-09-2007, 01:19 AM

Where's the option for "Fat nerds playing on the PC"?

Because that gets my vote. They fart and whole cities die. That's what a diet of Monster and Hot Pockets will do to a person.

ian r · 10-09-2007, 01:20 AM

i like pirates and i still wish to be one, one day..muhahahah

toothfairy420 · 06-20-2008, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpiralArchitect

Samurais aren't very cool in my book because they have sex with little boys, and considered it A-OK, a rite of passage for a warrior. euck

Pirates have sex with little boys too...what do you think the cabin boy is for?

toothfairy420 · 06-20-2008, 05:42 PM

I would be a girl pirate...because the little boy thing doesn't apply to me. Girl pirates don't have to take shit from anyone! Plus, I don't think girls are allowed to be ninjas...

**Dark** · 06-20-2008, 06:17 PM

How did i never see this thread?

Well, ninjas are definitely cooler.
Pirates are drunks that are trapped on a boat all day long. Stinky little things I'm sure. Half broken, leg missin and eye lost. Only friend is a parrot that says two words.

Yeah, ninja is definitely cooler

View Poll Results: Who is cooler?
Pirates	5	41.67%
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10-08-2007, 03:23 PM	#1
newcarcaviar Sr. Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 871 Grams: 4,113.62 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 175 Thanked 101 Times in 79 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Pirates or ninjas? It's long been debated who is more badass: Pirates or Ninjas. I'm wondering how people on this board would vote. My vote is in for pirates. They've got a bad attitude, look cooler, drink rum all day, take over ships, and have hooks or pegs as limbs. Ninjas are cool, but pirates definitely blow them out of the water. Ninjas are sweet at stealth and can do all those flip attacks, but I just like the pirate's no-fear directly in your face style of fighting. Plus Blackbeard was a badass pirate. Read some of the legends about him. Before there was Chuck Norris, there was Blackbeard. __________________ Shine on, Syd. 1946-2006

10-08-2007, 04:56 PM	#2
negaDuck By Any Means Necessary Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 2,350 Grams: 16,153.69 Groans: 11 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 610 Thanked 586 Times in 270 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Pirates FTW I agree with tha "in your face, no fear" kinda attitude caviar...plus chillin in tha islands and not having to worry about "discipline" or "morals". Kinda makes for an easier, dirtier living Arrrrggggghhhhh time to go lookin for some booty <--- closest to a pirate smiley __________________ Tha bigger they were tha harder they fell

10-08-2007, 06:20 PM	#3
SpiralArchitect Alaskan Thunderfuck Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 4,928 Grams: 31,711.92 Groans: 75 Groaned at 21 Times in 18 Posts Thanks: 3,163 Thanked 1,967 Times in 1,135 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Pirates are scumbags. Look cooler? They look like bums, shitty rags, no teeth - peg legs and hooks for arms? Ninjas are elite soldiers breed to assassinate and kick ass. I can go on and on, because me and my friends in fact had a discussion on Pirates vs Ninjas vs Samurais. Samurais aren't very cool in my book because they have sex with little boys, and considered it A-OK, a rite of passage for a warrior. euck Pirates are drunks with swords who have nothing better to do than bury treasure. Ninjas FTW! __________________ I embrace my desire to feel the rhythm, to feel connected enough to step aside and weep like a widow to feel inspired, to fathom the power, to witness the beauty, to bathe in the fountain, to swing on the spiral of our divinity and still be a human. Posting Guidelines ~ The Art of Searching ~ Drug Testing ~ Drug War Headlines ~ The Garden's Cure ~ Marijuana Chat

06-20-2008, 06:17 PM	#8
Dark Fool on the Hill Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 4,480 Grams: 7,606.59 Groans: 40 Groaned at 15 Times in 12 Posts Thanks: 977 Thanked 1,289 Times in 719 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	How did i never see this thread? Well, ninjas are definitely cooler. Pirates are drunks that are trapped on a boat all day long. Stinky little things I'm sure. Half broken, leg missin and eye lost. Only friend is a parrot that says two words. Yeah, ninja is definitely cooler __________________ Sometimes you have to lose your mind before you come to your senses

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10-09-2007, 01:19 AM	#4
Trocisp Banned Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,937 Grams: 25,473.75 Groans: 20 Groaned at 26 Times in 20 Posts Thanks: 715 Thanked 1,173 Times in 770 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	Where's the option for "Fat nerds playing on the PC"? Because that gets my vote. They fart and whole cities die. That's what a diet of Monster and Hot Pockets will do to a person.

10-09-2007, 01:20 AM	#5
ian r Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 382 Grams: 2,495.73 Groans: 0 Groaned at 4 Times in 4 Posts Thanks: 14 Thanked 30 Times in 23 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	i like pirates and i still wish to be one, one day..muhahahah

06-20-2008, 05:42 PM	#7
toothfairy420 Jr. Member Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 207 Grams: 2,786.60 Groans: 5 Groaned at 3 Times in 3 Posts Thanks: 48 Thanked 41 Times in 31 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I would be a girl pirate...because the little boy thing doesn't apply to me. Girl pirates don't have to take shit from anyone! Plus, I don't think girls are allowed to be ninjas...

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