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Standing up 23 39.66%
Sitting down 30 51.72%
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Old 03-07-2008, 05:41 PM   #11
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Charmin Extra Soft is great toilet paper! That's all I'm going to say.
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Old 03-07-2008, 06:08 PM   #12
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I wonder if anyone has ever taken a bong snap while dropping a dookie. Hm?

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Old 03-07-2008, 06:10 PM   #13
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I wonder if anyone has ever taken a bong snap while dropping a dookie. Hm?

Who hasn't! Thats what dorm room bathrooms are for right?

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Ive thought about it...
I've gotten ready to hit a bowl, and then had to take a shit, so I took the pipe in there planning on hitting it while on the shitter ...It never worked out that way though. I rather get off the toilet then be high than to get high on the toilet
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Old 03-07-2008, 06:24 PM   #15
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"Out with the bad, in with the good!" - they always say
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Where's all the "stand-up" people? I guess I'll be the first to represent. I feel that by standing up I am able to successfully wipe. Sitting down you are more prone to missing some areas and then resorting to wet-naps when you're done...
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cottonelle or angel soft and standing up cause you can bend to get all that gunk out ha
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I really dont know, i have never paid attention. I use whatever 2-ply toilet paper is cheapest.
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"Out with the bad, in with the good!" - they always say
I have never smoked out of a bong, but i have plenty of times out of a bowl or a blunt.
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Old 03-07-2008, 11:05 PM   #18
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...so when I'm done I can shoot down any klingons that don't come off with paper!

Seriously...I actually said "seriously" , I wipe sitting down, and can't STAND that soft foo-foo tissue! It's gotta be Scott tissue or nothing else! We occasionally have to pick up a 4 pack of the store brands cheap TP...I figure you get about 4 wipes per roll! I have to have a nice handful, and no folding...just roll into a loose ball. I start from the asscrack, and work my way down. Usually 2 nice wipes, and one for good measure!

Hey, you ASKED Trocisp!

EDIT: I HAVE always wanted to try a bidet though! They're popular in Europe, I believe.
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Old 03-08-2008, 04:25 AM   #20
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Cheap 2 ply, 5-6 squares balled up.


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