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SpiralArchitect

Thank you, Feorge that was a very detailed description, nothing short of a picture would amount to an equally vivid image....

Also, I'd like to thank everyone for refraining to post pictures.

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Trocisp

If we're getting into specifics.

I sit grab my T.P. (I have a stand-thing, rather than a wall-mounted dispenser) and set it 3 tiles from the cabinet, and 3 tiles from the bathtub/shower. It's a weird thing I do. I drop trow and take a seat on my throne, then commence the birthing processes.

When that's done, I take 4-8 plies of super-soft T.P. and fold them into a thick square (about the size of a single ply, so 4 - 8 thick, depending on if it's a burrito shit or not) wipe, fold, and continue until the plies are to small to wipe with. Then I repeat, until clean.

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29yeartoker

This is a hilarious thread!

I wipe sitting down. I don't pay attention on how much tp is used I just wipe till it's clean. I do like the cottonelle though. It's thick and so soft. Oh and I'm a baller.

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dedbr

Against the grain........ Anything to jack up the excitement level, know what I mean?

(Jesus, what a thread....)


Some Where In Ded Land...........

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phreakod98

haha this thread is awesome, i susally wipe sitting down with normal ply tp and always folded, i think its so weird how people ball it up. I dont know why it just seems strange to me, like it wont be that effective or something. lol. oh and trocisp i do the same thing, folding the paper until its too small. depending on what kind of shit of course.

 

mufasa5446

sitting down, but leaning forward a lil so i can reach around the back. I like to use really soft stuff, but usually kinda in-between really soft and OK. I use a lil bit, not a lot but not a little. Like, 4 sections or something. I don't want to kill forests just to poo with comfort

Or sometimes I'll use my wipe-saddle (because toilet paper hasn't really evolved over the past 500 years, so I like to try something different)

Pompo

Nothing like the warm caress of a nice spritz on the ole sphincter


Standing and slightly bent forward for better spreadage ( so to speek ) and quilted northern.
For the really heavy loads, as it were, I have the wife break out the 2500psi pressure washer and squeegee. Great for getting to those hard to reach places

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$moKeDanK

since when do people use toilet paper to wipe ther ass, i thought thats why we had hands

Vicki

No, 3 sea shells, not hands.

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mufasa5446

that's gotta be rough...