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mufasa5446 · 03-10-2008, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by SpiralArchitect

I just took a dump actually.

I wipe quasi-standing up. I'm with glorious, you can't get a full swipe if your just sitting down. That and I like stretching after such a strenuous workout.

As for what I wipe with ; usually pelts of small furry critters I capture in my backyard, rabbit, squirrel usually suffice.

alive or dead? i'd worry if it was alive... might take a nibble...

**Vicki** · 03-10-2008, 04:05 AM

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Originally Posted by mufasa5446

that's gotta be rough...

It's actually from a movie called, "Demolition Man," starring Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes.

Trocisp · 03-13-2008, 03:13 AM

I tried wiping with a ball of TP rather than folded.

Didn't get me clean, I had to followup with the folded TP to make sure I got everything.

chadwick · 03-13-2008, 06:58 AM

NEVER BUY THE CHEAP PAPER. thats all i have to say

SpiralArchitect · 03-13-2008, 07:45 AM

Why not?

Your only wiping shit off your ass with it, then immediately throwing it away.

I'd save a few pennies at the expense using 'inferior' paper.

Some stuff is terrible though, it's almost see through (i.e. at schools, businesses, etc.).

I barely do the doody in public though. Anyone else totally freaked out by punlic bathrooms? I have a lot of anecdotal evidence (which I will spare you) to change your mind if your not...

**Vicki** · 03-13-2008, 02:26 PM

I hate public bathrooms. I only use them if it's absolutely necessary.

FakeBoobsRule · 03-13-2008, 02:28 PM

Too bad you didn't have more options such as front to back and back to front. It seems like everyone is talking about number 2! Hell throw in left to right and right to left.

negaDuck · 03-13-2008, 03:41 PM

Sitting down. Like tha slightly rougher stuff....but it has to be quilted. never know what kind it is until I'm using it though so I couldn't tell ya. Back to front. Folded in a square, then spread out off center until my whole palm and fingers are covered. Two ply...big guys need that extra protection.

fuzzface89 · 03-14-2008, 05:29 AM

definately sitting down, front to back, wadded up. it just works. simple as that. regular comfy paper, not that thin ass shit.

macphearsome · 03-14-2008, 06:30 AM

until I read this thread, I had no idea it was even possible to wipe while sitting down.

how does that even work?

I stand up and squat a bit... I take a lot of tp and ball it up. sometimes it takes a few goes but I make sure I get everything.

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03-13-2008, 07:45 AM	#35
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03-13-2008, 02:28 PM	#37
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03-13-2008, 06:58 AM	#34
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fuzzface89 New Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 67 Grams: 804.80 Groans: 0 Groaned at 0 Times in 0 Posts Thanks: 17 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	definately sitting down, front to back, wadded up. it just works. simple as that. regular comfy paper, not that thin ass shit.

03-14-2008, 06:30 AM	#40
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