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| View Poll Results: If a guy uses dildos on himself, that makes him: | |||
| at least homosexual or bisexual | | 27 | 21.77% |
| probably Gay/Bi - possibly straight | | 18 | 14.52% |
| possibly Gay/Bi - probably straight | | 10 | 8.06% |
| simply like how it feels. It has no bearing on your sexuality. Everyone has an anus. | | 54 | 43.55% |
| We are in no position to judge people's sexuality. We shouldn't even form opinions on it. | | 15 | 12.10% |
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| OK, I want to ask some one who really knows the answer, not a guess, this question.....Isn't this supposed to be a dangerous activity due to the thin membrane of the colon? ![]() I know we haven't said anything about health and safety issues, so I thought I'd put this little public service announcement in........ DO NOT BLOW YOUR GUTS OUT WITH A DILDO, LIKEWISE YOUR SEX PARTNER OR THEY YOU! ![]() The preceding was one of those things ya just have to say, ya know? Carry on........ Some Where In Ded Land....... ![]()
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And no matter what your friends tell you, girls don't buy the "I missed" excuse. Anyone ever see that show? | |
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I think actual permanent damage to your colon is unlikely, unless you're sticking something up there that you know you shouldn't be putting there. (And as I'm sure we all know, people do some really fucked up things when they're trying to get off.) In any case, I imagine an open wound in your colon could make trying to poop pretty painful.
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That's why it's much, much easier for a woman to catch HIV from a man, than it is for a man to catch HIV from a woman. A man can have sex with an HIV+ woman and not contract the disease about 30 (Not at typo, thirty) times as often as a woman can have sex with an HIV+ man and the woman not get HIV. Seems kinda unfair, women get Periods, Labor/Childbirth and higher risk of STD's.... I guess it all balances out to have the ability to make men act like bumbling fools, hu? ![]() | |
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| Don't forget their 15 minute long multiple orgasms.
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| Come on girls, that's your queue... ![]()
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| The last time I had sex, even though it was a while ago, the matress was hanging off the box springs and needless to say, she was quite staisfied with the "king". And no, there was no anal lsex. It wasn't neccesary. After the life squad arrived they said she would be fine as a vagina streches back into shape........ ![]() So my friends, if you are moving the matress you are a truly great lover able to bore a hole in anyone or anything.......... Anal sex may be a different proposition, but skin slappping together from that hard-core fucking will leave an impression on any partner....A deep one....No anal sex involved of course......... ![]() Some Where In Ded Land................... ![]() Last edited by dedbr : 05-28-2008 at 09:44 PM. |
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![]() Wet dreaming in Ded Land............. | |
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| so, there's a queue of girls who should take their cue from the myth comment? I concur. What's a clitmorris? Some girl lost it and kept yelling at me that I couldn't find it. I thought that was messed up. so she got a purple nurple. served her right. |
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