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**SpiralArchitect** · 04-14-2008, 12:53 AM

If you were to hypothetically marry Mary Jane you would have the unlimited best variety of the dankest chronic until death do you part, however, your unable to sleep with any other women till death do you part (that means your only going to get action, besides self-pleasure, if you quit smoking).

Would you marry Mary Jane?

steakii · 04-14-2008, 12:54 AM

No, i wouldnt. Weed cant replace love or sex.

Why not just marry a woman and have the best variety of the dankest chronic with sex.

**Vicki** · 04-14-2008, 12:56 AM

I can't. I'm already married.

**Dark** · 04-14-2008, 12:56 AM

I contemplated it, and decided yes. I chose because of one answer:
Mary Jane doesn't PMS. Nuff said.

**SpiralArchitect** · 04-14-2008, 12:57 AM

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No, i wouldnt. Weed cant replace love or sex.

Why not just marry a woman and have the best variety of the dankest chronic with sex.

Who says its replacing love?

That was the trade off ; you can only marry Mary Jane and enjoy her bounties, or you can only marry a women ( or man) and enjoy her panties. It was a hypothetical thread made in jest.

GiniRoo · 04-14-2008, 01:00 AM

I would totally marry mary jane. Its not like you couldn't have friends or family. Plus, sex and getting high have about the same level of importance. I could do without both.

Freedom_User · 04-14-2008, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by GiniRoo

I could do without both.

Honestly, I couldn't go without sex until I am at least 80.

Marrying marijuana is kinda like marrying an under aged girl/dude for the rest of your life. You could at anytime get arrested.

My answer is no. Unless my marijuana plant is into open relationships, then yes.

**pkster8235** · 04-14-2008, 01:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SpiralArchitect

If you were to hypothetically marry Mary Jane you would have the unlimited best variety of the dankest chronic until death do you part, however, your unable to sleep with any other women till death do you part (that means your only going to get action, besides self-pleasure, if you quit smoking).

Would you marry Mary Jane?

I would do it if it means I won't be able to sleep with any women. Hell, I don't do that anyway.

**Dark** · 04-14-2008, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Freedom_User

Marrying marijuana is kinda like marrying an under aged girl/dude for the rest of your life. You could at anytime get arrested.

Freedom yer a trip man. I love reading your posts sometimes

Too good.

**SpiralArchitect** · 04-14-2008, 01:26 AM

Well, Mary Jane is a woman? Ain't she?

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04-14-2008, 12:54 AM	#2
steakii Sr. Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,607 Grams: 16,027.45 Groans: 7 Groaned at 25 Times in 11 Posts Thanks: 175 Thanked 330 Times in 266 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	No, i wouldnt. Weed cant replace love or sex. Why not just marry a woman and have the best variety of the dankest chronic with sex.

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GiniRoo New Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 68 Grams: 1,274.15 Groans: 0 Groaned at 1 Time in 1 Post Thanks: 8 Thanked 14 Times in 12 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: 0.000%	I would totally marry mary jane. Its not like you couldn't have friends or family. Plus, sex and getting high have about the same level of importance. I could do without both.

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SpiralArchitect The Cosmic Chronic Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 5,776 Grams: 40,904.02 Groans: 88 Groaned at 22 Times in 19 Posts Thanks: 3,901 Thanked 2,662 Times in 1,500 Posts Stock Portfolio Total Value: 0.000 Gain/Loss: -1.000%	Well, Mary Jane is a woman? Ain't she?

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