10 commandments

Discussion in 'Humor and Jokes' started by Fuzz, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. Fuzz Fuzz

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    1: Thou shalt not impeach thy brothers bud.
    2: Let not the herb govern thy soul, merely let it guide you.
    3: Give generously in times of plenty lest one day you need generosity.
    4: Let he who rolls be the first to toke.
    5: Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors' lighter.
    6: If thou must munch then munch thou must.
    7: Hinder not he who is in mid-bong as such a time is sacred.
    8: Herb may lead you to great things but let them not be class A.
    9: Thou shalt pass to the left lest thou fucketh up the rotation.
    10: Take not ye the impure chemical temptations of man, herb is a gift from the earth and whats from the earth is of greatest worth.

    Peace out. Fuzz
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  2. p0th3d p0th3d

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    haha fucking love it...At last.. the 'unwritten rules of the smokers' has finally been written down for all to see..
  3. Sykes Sykes

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    I don't get 7 and 8.

    9 is the best one rofl
  4. p0th3d p0th3d

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    well i think..
    7. Hinder not he who is in mid-bong as such a time is sacred.
    its basically saying when someone is taking a bong..dont disturb them/ask them questions or impose any other obstacle making them loose attention as bong taking is of a sacred ritual
    and...
    8: Herb may lead you to great things but let them not be class A
    is exactly as it says...it will lead to great thing but let them not be higher substances..
    correct me if im wrong but this is my interpretation
  5. kronik kronik

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaa!
  6. TaylorSays TaylorSays

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    Soooo good. I'm probably going to write this down and memorize and use it.

    xD

    9 is just plain hilarious.
  7. Snoe Snoe

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    I think he was trying to say, don't let it get you a Class A Misdeameanor.
  8. Timecow Timecow

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    Hey! These are A LOT easier to follow than the original 10! I'm just gonna use these from now on instead!
  9. Fuzz Fuzz

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    nice analysis

    You pretty much hit the nail on the head there dude, good call.
  10. rich420 rich420

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    hahahaha :laugh:

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