1000 Things to do while stoned.

Ill make the first one (It cant be more than 10 things per post) i hope we will make it to the 1000th thing to do while stoned

1. Watch Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
2. Jump off things
3. Go under water and open your eyes - Its 10x cooler when stoned
4. Shoot a gun
5. Watch History Channel about drugs
6. Walk in the woods during fall or even better, during winter with snow
7. Watch "The Matrix" its mind boggling when stoned
8. Talk to your siblings
9. Draw pictures
10. Play video games

good start, but if I were you, I'd change number 4. I am a gun owner, and a pothead, but mixing the two isn't a smart idea. Guns should never be handled by people under the influence of ANYTHING. Owning a firearm is a serious responsibility, and by saying to shoot guns while stoned, you're making a good case for both gun control, and for keeping pot illegal. Sorry about my rant, but think about these things before posting.

4. shoot a PAINTBALL gun

11. Go camping
12. Jump on a trampoline
13. Go for a walk
I will post 7 more at a later time.

14. Post on your favorite message board.

15. smoke more weed
16. mess around with a girl
17. eat snack packs
18. go snorkling (it is amasing!)

19. watch alice in wonderland
20. listen to music
21. eat
22. drive around
23. explore places
24. talk to people
25. play counter strike.
26. think about random things
27. take a shower
28. do homework

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29. Listen to pink floyd or the doors.
30. Smoke hash, and get a QP for 70$ (Good nugs only)
31. Go diving into water.
32. Go skiing.

33.Play poker
34.Drink a banana milk
35.Watch Will Ferrell movies
36.Talk about politics
37.Save a life(never happened to me but that would be cool)
38.Watch Family Guy or Aquateen
39.Eat McDonalds $1 double cheeseburgers
40.Smoke some KB
41.Listen to some screwed and chopped rap music(its CRAZZYYY man)
42.Laugh about nothing or something incredibly stupid
43.Look at hot Texas girls

44. Rub one out.

45. rub the other nut

46. get high in space or zero gravity...(my life long dream as of now)
47. rub another one out

48. go to work
49. take a nap

screwed and chopped rap
very good idea when your stoned
you should go download "i get high" from mike jones if you dont already have it.

50. listen to Jimmy Hendrix.
51. listen to "Sergeant peppers lonely hearts club band".
52. stare at the stars.
53. stare at the clouds.
54. stare at random pedestrians to freak them out.
55. watch the entire lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting.
56. read the lord of the ring.
57. (see 62)
58. learn to play a musical instrument.
59. play with a cat or dog.
60. play golf.
61. ride a go-kart.
62. (see 57)
63. make a lucky charms and peanut butter sandwich.
64. make pot brownies.
65. climb a small mountain.
66. plant a tree.

67. Oreos and milk

68. masterbate ...if u cant get any of #'s 68 & 69
69. oral sex....if u cant get #69
70. sex
71. ....

72. Eat cinnimon toast crunch. It is sooooo good when you are blazed .

73. Play the Atari or some old school games such like Mortal Kombat for the sega
74. Play the addictive sega game 'Ghouls n Ghosts' because the music is amusing when stoned
75. Drive around urban places at night

I believe we've already rubbed out three sessions, so why not...

76. Choke your chicken
77. Flog your dolphin
78. Whip you One-Eyed-Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

um...what to do

79.Get Lost (not that hard while stoned)
80.Go for a jog
81.Listen to some 2Pac
82.Watch great outdoor games on ESPN
83.Train for the next outdoor games
84.Read the I-spy books (I want to so bad but can't find one)
85.Do some hw (Not sure why)
86.Go and get someone high for the first time
87.Spread the word about legalization
88.Hug someone
89.Go Skiing (MY ****in sport)

peace