Best pick up lines

Discussion in 'Games and Sports' started by Gonzo, Mar 25, 2010.

  1. Gonzo Gonzo

    • Sr. Member
    • Since: Mar 23, 2010
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    Alright lets see who can come up, or who has the best pick up lines.
    Thank the people that you think have a cool, funny, or you just like their pick up lines.

    Ill start with

    Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
    or
    The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
  2. Gonzo Gonzo

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    • Since: Mar 23, 2010
    • Posts: 954
    If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  3. Scoobie-Doobie Scoobie-Doobie

    • Active Member
    • Since: Jan 13, 2010
    • Posts: 354
    have you got any irish in you?

    want some?
  4. tdlex420 tdlex420

    • Sr. Member
    • Since: Jan 14, 2009
    • Posts: 1,375
    I don't use pickup lines but here is one I've always liked because of the double meaning.

    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
  5. k_semler k_semler

    • Sr. Member
    • Since: Dec 1, 2009
    • Posts: 3,268
    Find the integral from 10 to 13 of 2xdx

    The answer is quite pleasing. :D
  6. joshtheenabler joshtheenabler

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    • Since: Mar 14, 2010
    • Posts: 610
    Those look heavy, let me hold them for you.
    1 people like this.
  7. Gonzo Gonzo

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    • Since: Mar 23, 2010
    • Posts: 954
    Fuck me if I'm WRONG but have we met before?
  8. Gonzo Gonzo

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    • Since: Mar 23, 2010
    • Posts: 954
    69 woot woot
  9. gonzo428 gonzo428

    • New Member
    • Since: Mar 24, 2010
    • Posts: 8
    how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
    2 people like this.
  10. sweetladyluck sweetladyluck

    • New Member
    • Since: Feb 16, 2010
    • Posts: 304

    haha omg best EVERR.
  11. Orange Bud Orange Bud

    • Banned
    • Since: Mar 28, 2009
    • Posts: 1,440
    Giggity...
  12. Bowlblaze Bowlblaze

    • Banned
    • Since: Mar 11, 2002
    • Posts: 5,649
    Wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I owe you one.
  13. MickityMike MickityMike

    • Orwellian Jackboot™
    • Since: Jan 28, 2003
    • Posts: 6,802
    Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all night long!

    Your parents must've been thieves, because they stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

    Niiice shoes!
  14. k_semler k_semler

    • Sr. Member
    • Since: Dec 1, 2009
    • Posts: 3,268
    I have your name tattooed on my dick, wanna see?
  15. WolfGang Paco WolfGang Paco

    • Sr. Member
    • Since: Jul 13, 2009
    • Posts: 2,005
    I'm like a rubix cue, the more you play with me, the harder I get.

    I've got a quarter. If I flip it, what are the chances of me getting head?
  16. k_semler k_semler

    • Sr. Member
    • Since: Dec 1, 2009
    • Posts: 3,268
    You remind me of my mother when I was a baby. Can I suck your tits?
  17. High High

    • as a kite
    • Since: May 2, 2010
    • Posts: 1,814
    Truely Epic Sir, nicely done.

    Heres mine:

    You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment...Want to help prove him wrong?
  18. sub_graf sub_graf

    • Sr. Member
    • Since: Mar 17, 2008
    • Posts: 1,315
    Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  19. Vicki Vicki

    • Cat Whisperer
    • Since: Dec 8, 2004
    • Posts: 24,533
    "Hi, I'm the next King of England." :D

    Yeah, I'm a girl, but I thought I'd add my contribution too. :p
  20. FunkySkunky FunkySkunky

    • Gentille, allouette
    • Since: Dec 31, 2007
    • Posts: 2,993


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