Stoner Code

Thought this might be a fun thread idea. Feel free to add on!

1. NO joking about seeing the cops.
2. If you go out to eat, buy the dude who smoked you out something.
3. Don't torch the bowl

4. Next time you have weed smoke out the last person who smoked you out.
5. Always clear the fucking bong!
6. Dont be a jackass just because your high. Everyone else is high too and you dont see them being stupid.

7. Quality over Quantity.
8. Don't hit up people from other towns for cheap bags.
9. Never sell illegal substances at school.

These are supposed to be things that we have done, yes?

Smoke with someone who doesn't have budz...Karma man..

11. if you get the end of the bowl wet, wipe it off on your shirt
12. try not to steal someone's lighter
13. always try to bring somethin to the sesh, if u don't have weed pick up a pizza or some drinks at the store to share
14. never rat on your friends

15. Take care of noobs.

16. Dont submit your friends to really loud iritating music if your having a nice mellow time. And if your having an energetic time dont briung people down with mellow music.

17. don't babysit the bowl while you're telling a story

18. try as hard as you possibly can to NOT blow on the bowl and spill the bud -_- (friends [noobs] have done it too many times, haha)

19: Never take more than 2 hits before passing, unless Puff Puff Pass is designated.
20: Never pinch bags.
21: Don't fuck with the medicated

Don't rip people off; don't steal people's weed; smoke people out who have none.

These. My golden rule is, always, always share. It comes back around, plus no-one likes a selfish stoner.

If someone sober joins the circle, let them have the first hit.

I am the worst at this, always end up with 6 lighters at the end of the session. We're implementing a colour-coding system, where I only buy green lighters toocool, my friends purple, blue, red, etc so we all know whose is whose.

Screw that, I'm smoking all my herb by myself......Uh, no.....Just go to the next post....

Don't lie to stoners that visit this site. They know their shiite......

Sorry, I got excited.......

Ded......

19? contribute to the conversation
20? bongs are like babies, dropping them is inexcusable
21? Respect the owner of the place where you're smoking out (I.E. don't spit on the floor of my treehouse, I have an ashtray for a reason, if you open a drink then drink it before getting a new one, try not to leave it a mess because I clean this place not you, oh and the bag full of cans is where cans go, this treehouse recycles because a treehouse thats not eco-friendly seems like bad ju-ju to me, you may direct all other things to the other bag, the one full of garbage and not cans)

Don't snitch
Don't make out with the joint (lip it)

Mod Note: Think about this: I edited your post because of your racial slur. Don't say that, say lip it, please. There is no reason to be racial...........Ded.....

25. Respect those with the resources. Those who supply: Herb, munchies/beverages, transportation, smoking devices&lighters, a place to stay, and entertainment.

this is confusing, puff puff pass would be 2 hits and pass, otherwise it might be 3dp, or 1st round tokes. you said never more than 2 unless its puff puff pass. wait where u live is that strange version of puff puff pass more popular? ive seen it once in my town, where you puff it twice quick right before you actually hit it to keep a joint that wont stay lit going.

26. Dont hog the fucking chips!