Stoner Code

Damn! He throws away a lot of money...smoke it til it turns white man.

What an idiot.

I knew a guy who would take one hit and scrape his bowl out and pack a new hit. He gave the scrapings to his brothers.....

Oh well.......

Ded.....

Sharing is caring. You come to my house, you are smoking my weed (extra points if you bring a wrap). I will be offended if you decline HOWEVER! Don't come to my house ONLY to smoke weed. I will eat your first born

^I read that post all innocent thinking nice stoned thoughts

then

Be honest, cool, and chill. Everyone knows the tricks, don't try to rip someone off.

Rule I have for those who aren't stoners: Don't get drunk every night and act like you're better than me because I get high every now and then.

don't knock the spread over

All part of my charm

don't purposely bic another stoner :facepalm: happens all the time, if you think you jacked somones lighter give it back lol, i can't tell you how frustrating it is as a stoner to search for your lighter only to find out someone has jacked it

what happened to the thread lol?

number ???: don't take the green hit on consecutive bowls

Yes.

Don't steal my grinder or my mate's weed.

How does a grinder go "missing"? I can see bic's but a grinder?

I have a good one.....Don't come on MJ.com and act like an a**hole......

Ded.....

man, we'd all smoked so much that no-one noticed.

My friend does the same thing, he says, no one wants scooby snacks. He's also a wild mooose O_O

and don't you evah sell a brother out, no matter what, if youget caught don't sell someone out thta's just effin stupid of you and show's how sucky of a friend ya are

Let everyone share their music. If people always want to change the song from the one you picked, you probably have shitty taste.

for the get together, the host should ensure the piece is properly cleaned and sanitized. It's shitty to smoke from a dirty bong, bubbler, pipe etc. A clean piece makes for a smooth smoke session.