Stoner Code

LMAO tell me how that goes XD

If your taste in music doesn't flow with the group's taste, listen to it with headphones instead.

And if someone is using headphones, don't be a prick to them. Let them enjoy their music in peace.

i fucking hate people who punch me in the arm. NOT COOL. such a huge buzz kill, i thought weed made you chill? damn

Dont throw lit blunts at me and expect me to catch it

The more and more I read this thread, the more I see that you really can't change some people. I guess I have been lucky to smoke with people who respect others.

^So many people smoke the green and still don't seem to get it - that between friends, it is not a commodity but a courtesy, that I will smoke anyone out who wants to smoke, that the bud is meant to bring people together. So rule #1 for me is love thy neighbour, don't be aggressive or uptight, just let the weed show you that these things don't matter.

i admit i get kinda energetic and giggly when im high and im sure it annoys people who are trying to chill. this usually only happens with one friend but i try to calm it down

DON'T FUKEN PUNCH ME a****le i'm tryina enjoy a mothercuckin buzzz!!! people like that just piss meh off

Lock your food and drinks up.

1) love your weed smoke the best
2) love your friends appreciate your provider
3) love your high relax and let it be
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."
- john Lennon
probably shouldnt post high

Don't be the guy who talks, but doesn't know what he's talking about.

How can he know what he doesn't know, we are pre-written scripts. We expect certain replies sometimes.




i have no idea what i just wrote..

Do not mess with the playlist when everybody is enjoying the music

My number #1 pet-p is, If you say you want to roll the blunt or joint don't fuck it up as in if its not tight its not right, or cracking the rello and it breaking, or have stems in it and make holes. This shit pisses me off just let me roll(roll hella good) or someone else who knows how.

Dour Seisel = Sour Deisel. I see what you did their with your name, very clever sir.

lol my freinds an me were just finishing a bowl under the bridge downtown and my freind is standing right infront of my other freind facing him (who is sitting down taking a hit from a pipe) and is just finishing the hit when he exhales just barely into the pipe and SHOOTS a shit ton of weedash into my freinds face. i laughed my ass off

Nothin' will cause me to tell someone to leave the group I'm smokin' w/faster than a racist comment

Even if it's your grinder if 3 other people use it almost daily share the kief

Even if it's your grinder if 3 other people use it almost daily share the kief

Don't jerk off in the bathroom of the guy who you smoke with.....sorry man